a dong of ice and fire
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Horny on main 25/8
So I’m knitting the heel flap to my sock and minding my own business when suddenly I see THIS. Two loose stitches out of nowhere! All I’ve been doing is sl1 k across, sl1 p across. Anyone know what the hell happened? 🧶 #knitsky #knittinghelp
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
So I’m knitting the heel flap to my sock and minding my own business when suddenly I see THIS. Two loose stitches out of nowhere! All I’ve been doing is sl1 k across, sl1 p across. Anyone know what the hell happened? 🧶 #knitsky #knittinghelp
Stopping to smell the rose… metaphorically since my nose doesn’t work.
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Stopping to smell the rose… metaphorically since my nose doesn’t work.
Good thing everything is totally different now.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Good thing everything is totally different now.
And so we begin. 🧶 #knitsky #christmas
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
And so we begin. 🧶 #knitsky #christmas
Just because flowers 😍🥰
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just because flowers 😍🥰
Cupcakes for my work Queen's birthday. They look like actual shit on top, but they're moist and tasty. She "doesn't do flavors" so it's just homemade yellow cake and chocolate buttercream.
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Cupcakes for my work Queen's birthday. They look like actual shit on top, but they're moist and tasty. She "doesn't do flavors" so it's just homemade yellow cake and chocolate buttercream.
I kind of like the lighting in these pictures better
October 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I kind of like the lighting in these pictures better
I found this Rauw Alejandro photoshoot and now I seem to have misplaced my panties. I think they flew away.
October 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I found this Rauw Alejandro photoshoot and now I seem to have misplaced my panties. I think they flew away.
Well Michael is the WORST photographer and took the absolute most unflattering pictures of me in my costume, but I'm going to share anyway because I think that was its solo outing.
Zombie Snow White
Zombie Snow White
October 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Well Michael is the WORST photographer and took the absolute most unflattering pictures of me in my costume, but I'm going to share anyway because I think that was its solo outing.
Zombie Snow White
Zombie Snow White
On my way to a perfect month! Just have to read for the next 6 days! #booksky 📚 #bookjournal
October 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
On my way to a perfect month! Just have to read for the next 6 days! #booksky 📚 #bookjournal
Received this snap from my bf. He’s at the new boba joint by our apartment. I don’t know what else I can say.
October 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Received this snap from my bf. He’s at the new boba joint by our apartment. I don’t know what else I can say.
Speaking of outrageously horny at work... damn. It felt like I had a wet dream in my pants at 2 PM. Distinctly uncomfortable, but absolutely worth it. Raunchy and romantic. All my heart (sure let's call it that) could possibly desire.
#Merciless #ParkAvenueKings #EllaFrank
#Merciless #ParkAvenueKings #EllaFrank
October 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Speaking of outrageously horny at work... damn. It felt like I had a wet dream in my pants at 2 PM. Distinctly uncomfortable, but absolutely worth it. Raunchy and romantic. All my heart (sure let's call it that) could possibly desire.
#Merciless #ParkAvenueKings #EllaFrank
#Merciless #ParkAvenueKings #EllaFrank
Just a reminder in case you forgot. You're welcome.
October 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Just a reminder in case you forgot. You're welcome.
Look no further. It was me. My barista said I looked like a burglar this morning.
October 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Look no further. It was me. My barista said I looked like a burglar this morning.
Today in 2022 I saved this.
October 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Today in 2022 I saved this.
In honor of the New York Giant's slaying the demon that are the Eagles on Thursday night, I indulged in this delicious sexual awakening football story. The smut is 🔥 and the feels are 🫠. Tal Bauer is absolutely a Great of the genre. 🌶️ #talbauer
October 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
In honor of the New York Giant's slaying the demon that are the Eagles on Thursday night, I indulged in this delicious sexual awakening football story. The smut is 🔥 and the feels are 🫠. Tal Bauer is absolutely a Great of the genre. 🌶️ #talbauer
Wonderfully written hockey romance. It takes on the serious issues of mental illness and mental health practices all woven into a beautiful grumpy/sunshine friends-to-lovers spicy romance. Totally binge-worthy. 🌶️ #caitnary
October 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Wonderfully written hockey romance. It takes on the serious issues of mental illness and mental health practices all woven into a beautiful grumpy/sunshine friends-to-lovers spicy romance. Totally binge-worthy. 🌶️ #caitnary
New stickers for my queer Yeti
October 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
New stickers for my queer Yeti