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Jonty Wareing
@jonty.bsky.social
2.7K followers 1K following 1.4K posts
Accidentally responsible Also http://chaos.social/@jonty Previously http://twitter.com/jonty Always http://jonty.co.uk
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 3h
Apparently yes, they A/B tested the banners and loads of variants
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 3d
Show us the service menu!!!
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 4d
When you can't be bothered to refactor the code
A picture of a wall in the Seoul metro. On the wall is a billboard, with a pipe that has been routed around it rather than moving the billboard, but the pipe now covers up the direction signage. The pipe is covered in hazard tape.
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 6d
Please ensure your new age contains an uppercase number, a lowercase number, and a mathematical symbol
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 6d
Sub-plot about his struggles with the house band who refuse to play anything except that one song
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 6d
Did we not make any films between 2015-2022
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 6d
Confirmed I am in South Korea: The hotel TV has a StarCraft channel
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 9d
Sir, you can't park that here
An enormous Louis Vitton shop built like a cruise ship, parked in the middle of Shanghai
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 14d
Third person to ask, I'll check tomorrow
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 14d
Increasingly thinking that making you aware of this term was a bad idea
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 14d
I don't know how I got here, but receiving messages like this is always a joy
Hello!!! I have a question that for most other people I would describe as "weird" but for you is probably one of the more normal questions you get asked, which is: do you know anyone who might be interested in fabricating a [redacted]
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 14d
Spending the rest of my life ensuring these nightmare objects are sealed away in a secret warehouse manned by Top Men
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 14d
Of course not, they're straight off AliExpress
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 14d
Have to admit that if someone told me I had dementia and had simply forgotten doing this I would believe them
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 14d
Spending two years trying to get a save game file for The Hunter out of Nvidia's cloud gaming platform, and finally succeeding by changing item names in a loadout to their own name and address so it was classed as personal data, then filing a GDPR Subject Access Request to get hold of it.

Twice.
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 14d
I actually own a GX4000! Swapped something unmemorable for it with a friend in the 90s and played Burnin' Rubber twice.
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 14d
Someone just dubbed a thing "jontycore" and I have mixed feelings about my new status as a genre
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 14d
Building a "To create emergency, break glass" cabinet to house them
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 14d
I am displeased to report that all pins except earth are connected
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 14d
They arrived.

oh no. OH NO.
Three cables that shouldn't exist - XLR, barrel, and antenna jack to mains.
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 14d
More like spacemarine amirite
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Zoe Drayson @zoedrayson.bsky.social · 17d
When a typo in your Google search leads to new and exciting philosophical positions
AI Overview: "Dental realism"refers to the philosophical debate about whether teeth exist independently of human perception, a concept rooted in metaphysical realism. While realism asserts an objective reality for teeth, idealist philosophies contend that teeth's existence is tied to our consciousness and perception. Philosophers use this idea, for example, to discuss the ethics of tooth extraction, examining whether a procedure impacts a real entity or merely a subjective experience.
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 15d
I have been staring at this for a full minute and wondering what was in my drink
An image captcha that says "Choose objects that make what's in the sample image". The sample image is a weird AI generated brown pattern that could be tracks or rope or something. Under it is a grid of nine images, two of them are diggers, four of them are squirrels with nuts, two are snails.
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 15d
I appear to have founded a tiny co-working space in my dilapidated garden summerhouse
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 15d
Could have sworn Jonathan held one up to the light before saying "interesting"
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