Jonty Wareing
@jonty.bsky.social
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jonty.bsky.social
My reckon is we're going to see engineering shift further from writing code and more into translating discovery into constraints for the AI to solve, just another step along the path away from writing assembly directly.

Basically: If your skillset is translating tickets into code, you are screwed.
jonty.bsky.social
Anyone saying "never" needs to re-examine where they are actually useful in the development process, but in the near-ish term:

- Art doesn't need to be accurate
- Current AI is difficult to control accurately
- Inaccurate code kills companies and people
- It is unclear if this can be solved
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in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
jonty.bsky.social
This sounds like a great talk / therapy session
jonty.bsky.social
(I am about to go and board a maglev for the second time in two weeks and you can imagine how excited I am)
jonty.bsky.social
Genuinely disappointed to find that none of the attendees represented a monorail manufacturer
jonty.bsky.social
Honestly, you described a Friday night activity that appeals to both me and my campanologist partner
jonty.bsky.social
Personally I don't think e-ink is anywhere near good enough for that. But maybe people don't care, or we end up with the art equivalent of mixing music for 64kbps MP3.
jonty.bsky.social
Apparently yes, they A/B tested the banners and loads of variants
jonty.bsky.social
Show us the service menu!!!
jonty.bsky.social
When you can't be bothered to refactor the code
A picture of a wall in the Seoul metro. On the wall is a billboard, with a pipe that has been routed around it rather than moving the billboard, but the pipe now covers up the direction signage. The pipe is covered in hazard tape.
jonty.bsky.social
Please ensure your new age contains an uppercase number, a lowercase number, and a mathematical symbol
jonty.bsky.social
Sub-plot about his struggles with the house band who refuse to play anything except that one song
jonty.bsky.social
Did we not make any films between 2015-2022
jonty.bsky.social
Confirmed I am in South Korea: The hotel TV has a StarCraft channel
jonty.bsky.social
Sir, you can't park that here
An enormous Louis Vitton shop built like a cruise ship, parked in the middle of Shanghai
jonty.bsky.social
Third person to ask, I'll check tomorrow
jonty.bsky.social
Increasingly thinking that making you aware of this term was a bad idea
jonty.bsky.social
I don't know how I got here, but receiving messages like this is always a joy
Hello!!! I have a question that for most other people I would describe as "weird" but for you is probably one of the more normal questions you get asked, which is: do you know anyone who might be interested in fabricating a [redacted]
jonty.bsky.social
Spending the rest of my life ensuring these nightmare objects are sealed away in a secret warehouse manned by Top Men
jonty.bsky.social
Of course not, they're straight off AliExpress
jonty.bsky.social
Have to admit that if someone told me I had dementia and had simply forgotten doing this I would believe them
jonty.bsky.social
Spending two years trying to get a save game file for The Hunter out of Nvidia's cloud gaming platform, and finally succeeding by changing item names in a loadout to their own name and address so it was classed as personal data, then filing a GDPR Subject Access Request to get hold of it.

Twice.
jonty.bsky.social
I actually own a GX4000! Swapped something unmemorable for it with a friend in the 90s and played Burnin' Rubber twice.
jonty.bsky.social
Someone just dubbed a thing "jontycore" and I have mixed feelings about my new status as a genre