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@joolstag.bsky.social
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January 27, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost-effective.// kurt vonnegut
January 26, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 11:45 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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IBM Training Manual from 1979. A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION
January 3, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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The totally coherent thoughts of a totally competent president.
There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best. I've stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military, created the Largest Tax Cuts and Regulation Cuts, EVER, closed our open and very dangerous Southern Border, when previous Administrations were unable to do so, and created an "aura" around the United States of America that has led every Country in the World to respect us more than ever before. In addition to all of that, I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks - Some have even said they have never seen such Strong Results. I do these Tests because I owe it to our Country. In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and lACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know. I have been told that few people have been able to "ace" this Examination and, in fact, most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all. Despite all of this, the time and work involved, The New York Times, and some others, like to pretend that I am "slowing up," am maybe not as sharp as l work very hard, probably harder than I have ever worked before. I will know when I am "slowing up," but it's not now! After all of the work I have done with Medical Exams, Cognitive Exams, and everything else, I actually believe it's seditious, perhaps even tr…
December 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Same here in Moseley
December 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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My kid is currently in college in Charlotte. :/
Charlotte, NC Me; Hows the mood there with the border patrol being insane? Son: pretty bad! my friends uncle was detained by ice the other day Me: Damn Son: yeah everyone is in a pretty bad mood overall Me: That sucks
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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The name of this piece is brilliant 🤷‍♀️
Pictured: Maurizio Cattelan, America (ca. 2016). Photo: courtesy Sotheby's. Maurizio Cattelan's Golden Toilet Sells for $12.1 Million at Sotheby's
November 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Johnson told Kelly, "Ma'am, everyone knows there's a big difference between a 15-year-old and a 5-year-old. But everyone also knows there is never a good reason to be talking about that difference."
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Don’t listen to what he says, watch what he does.
October 29, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Two hours with no reactions? Not even an observation that the natural world is happy to see fewer humans? Hmm
July 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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July 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Aww. Look at Rob trying to tell me he’s still a good guy. Sick.
July 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Oh fuck off. I ain’t getting shit.
July 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Don't wanna be an American idiot One nation controlled by the media Information age of hysteria It's calling out to idiot America
July 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Happy Flag Day!
June 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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June 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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May 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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8647. I love it.
May 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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May 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM