Jordan
@jooordan.bsky.social
It’s cute how the Silksong devs let a terminally ill child design a character and then made that character a ridiculously difficult boss. Rest in peace Seth but I hate you so much
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It’s cute how the Silksong devs let a terminally ill child design a character and then made that character a ridiculously difficult boss. Rest in peace Seth but I hate you so much
Just washed my hands in vinegar to counteract the smell because I got gasoline on them 😄
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Just washed my hands in vinegar to counteract the smell because I got gasoline on them 😄
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
There’s actually not a layer of hell hot enough for David Zaslav
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
There’s actually not a layer of hell hot enough for David Zaslav
Now on Apple Music. Abandon Spotify at your earliest convenience. It’s extremely easy! music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
December 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Now on Apple Music. Abandon Spotify at your earliest convenience. It’s extremely easy! music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
Me + my favorite songs of the year. All of these are new to me in some way, whether it’s a 2025 release, something I somehow missed, or something I’ve enjoyed that took new life this year
December 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Me + my favorite songs of the year. All of these are new to me in some way, whether it’s a 2025 release, something I somehow missed, or something I’ve enjoyed that took new life this year
Ten years ago as a college freshman. Crazy how time flies!
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Ten years ago as a college freshman. Crazy how time flies!
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no don't post your Spotify wrapped your so sexy aha
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
no don't post your Spotify wrapped your so sexy aha
Not enough love for Cupcakke in these end of year wrap ups
December 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Not enough love for Cupcakke in these end of year wrap ups
Local queen on RPDR! Not really into the show but cool to see. She was one of the queens who opened for Chappell when she was in town 🙂↕️
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Local queen on RPDR! Not really into the show but cool to see. She was one of the queens who opened for Chappell when she was in town 🙂↕️
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Monday! At the movies
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Monday! At the movies
Brought my Christmas card envelopes to the theater and nearly addressed them all in one evening. That, plus getting a custom stamp for our return address… these bad boys are getting out the door SO FAST this year
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Brought my Christmas card envelopes to the theater and nearly addressed them all in one evening. That, plus getting a custom stamp for our return address… these bad boys are getting out the door SO FAST this year
Wow. Just saw a license plate that began with “XHK.” Intoxicating letter combination, can’t believe I’ve never considered it before. XHK. Food for thought
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Wow. Just saw a license plate that began with “XHK.” Intoxicating letter combination, can’t believe I’ve never considered it before. XHK. Food for thought
Pickups from Black Friday at my local book store :) top 3 are Christmas gifts for folks (though I’m currently reading On The Calculation… and Silver Elite), bottom for meeeee
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Pickups from Black Friday at my local book store :) top 3 are Christmas gifts for folks (though I’m currently reading On The Calculation… and Silver Elite), bottom for meeeee
It’s the most anticipated game day of the year at the college football stadium we accidentally live spitting distance from. Our street is already lined with cars tailgating. Hunkering down and staying in all day 🫡
November 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It’s the most anticipated game day of the year at the college football stadium we accidentally live spitting distance from. Our street is already lined with cars tailgating. Hunkering down and staying in all day 🫡
Me and my beautiful (YET TO BE BAKED APPEARANCE NOT FINAL) macaroni and cheeses
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Me and my beautiful (YET TO BE BAKED APPEARANCE NOT FINAL) macaroni and cheeses
Shredded too much cheese for my mac and cheese so now I’m making a second mac and cheese 🤪
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Shredded too much cheese for my mac and cheese so now I’m making a second mac and cheese 🤪
Round two of the savage beastfly… you will NOT break me 🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Round two of the savage beastfly… you will NOT break me 🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️
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alana haim in “one battle after another”
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
alana haim in “one battle after another”
Celebrating thanksgiving tomorrow to give my sick family an extra day to recover 😔
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Celebrating thanksgiving tomorrow to give my sick family an extra day to recover 😔
God bless hospice workers, I don’t know how they do it
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
God bless hospice workers, I don’t know how they do it
Entire family falling ill this week. Will be using these 6 pounds of cheese for my macaroni and cheese for the two of us, it seems
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Entire family falling ill this week. Will be using these 6 pounds of cheese for my macaroni and cheese for the two of us, it seems
New glasses came in today. RIP my sexy librarian rectangle glasses phase 2025 – 2025
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
New glasses came in today. RIP my sexy librarian rectangle glasses phase 2025 – 2025