JOOSIN
@joosin.bsky.social
hopefully this keeps me off twitter. please don’t take me seriously
the administration after releasing the cellphone footage from ICE: no but what you don’t understand is that she was TOO nice to the agents swarming her car and therefore, had to be put down. The officer, having felt threatened after been politely spoken to did what we instruct any LEO to do
January 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
the administration after releasing the cellphone footage from ICE: no but what you don’t understand is that she was TOO nice to the agents swarming her car and therefore, had to be put down. The officer, having felt threatened after been politely spoken to did what we instruct any LEO to do
I’m sure Kendrick’s gonna be good and everything but the only way I’m giving a standing ovation is if he gets Rick from Degrassi to come out on stage
February 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I’m sure Kendrick’s gonna be good and everything but the only way I’m giving a standing ovation is if he gets Rick from Degrassi to come out on stage
call her dr. monkey the way she goes primal on my tologist
January 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
call her dr. monkey the way she goes primal on my tologist
ever since fergie and ludacris told me to take my broke ass home back in ‘06, I simply haven’t left. please help me
January 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
ever since fergie and ludacris told me to take my broke ass home back in ‘06, I simply haven’t left. please help me
normalize having sleepovers as adults. seriously, please, the wife kicked me out again and we could watch shark tank
January 8, 2025 at 9:20 AM
normalize having sleepovers as adults. seriously, please, the wife kicked me out again and we could watch shark tank
love that the term “junk” is applied to the genital area. whatcha grabbing at? could be a screwdriver or an almost used fully roll of tape for all you know
January 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
love that the term “junk” is applied to the genital area. whatcha grabbing at? could be a screwdriver or an almost used fully roll of tape for all you know
smokin on that shit that made baja, blast
January 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
smokin on that shit that made baja, blast
mom yelling at me during dinner: he was a US president, you should be respectful
me: Jimmy Farter
me: Jimmy Farter
December 31, 2024 at 12:38 AM
mom yelling at me during dinner: he was a US president, you should be respectful
me: Jimmy Farter
me: Jimmy Farter
the moral of nosferatu is simply “love is good, but this dick is better”
December 28, 2024 at 6:11 PM
the moral of nosferatu is simply “love is good, but this dick is better”
smokin on that shit that gave Austin Powers
December 27, 2024 at 12:54 AM
smokin on that shit that gave Austin Powers
friend got a new bowler hat for Christmas. I lost a friend
December 25, 2024 at 7:25 PM
friend got a new bowler hat for Christmas. I lost a friend
she’s rolling my nuts in her hand, I call her my little fushigi
December 24, 2024 at 4:06 PM
she’s rolling my nuts in her hand, I call her my little fushigi
“You will be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits: my cock and balls
The three spirits: my cock and balls
December 24, 2024 at 3:29 PM
“You will be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits: my cock and balls
The three spirits: my cock and balls
First the badass prison escort and now this? These pics keep getting harder and harder
December 22, 2024 at 9:37 PM
First the badass prison escort and now this? These pics keep getting harder and harder
Walking out of the bathroom and saying “my dick was on backwards for a second there” just for fun
December 21, 2024 at 7:28 AM
Walking out of the bathroom and saying “my dick was on backwards for a second there” just for fun
*me trying to be cool with hip new lingo*
ah you look like a cunt
ah you look like a cunt
December 19, 2024 at 5:27 PM
*me trying to be cool with hip new lingo*
ah you look like a cunt
ah you look like a cunt
Called her clit DB Cooper because that thing was nowhere to be found
December 18, 2024 at 6:37 AM
Called her clit DB Cooper because that thing was nowhere to be found
people don’t crank hog like they used to
December 18, 2024 at 6:35 AM
people don’t crank hog like they used to
One in the pink and one old fashioned Sunday in church using your time to think 🙏 amen
December 13, 2024 at 8:27 PM
One in the pink and one old fashioned Sunday in church using your time to think 🙏 amen
is gooning just “a cockwork orange”
December 12, 2024 at 3:49 AM
is gooning just “a cockwork orange”
while Mario was chasing some girl that won’t text him back, Luigi was standing on business with Bowser 😤😤😤
December 12, 2024 at 2:26 AM
while Mario was chasing some girl that won’t text him back, Luigi was standing on business with Bowser 😤😤😤
having to put on clothes while still wet out of the shower and in a rush is like fucking my friends mom. I don’t wanna do it but I gotta
December 11, 2024 at 11:07 PM
having to put on clothes while still wet out of the shower and in a rush is like fucking my friends mom. I don’t wanna do it but I gotta
Haley Welch organizing the assassination of a CEO to make of like a bandit
December 11, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Haley Welch organizing the assassination of a CEO to make of like a bandit
No wait guys this is actually the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever discovered. HIS NAME LITERALLY MEANS NUTSACK
December 11, 2024 at 12:13 PM
No wait guys this is actually the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever discovered. HIS NAME LITERALLY MEANS NUTSACK