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That Guy Jordan

@jordamusprime.bsky.social

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Geek, Dad, Journalist, Toy Collector, Horror Fan, Musician, and Overall Awesome Guy. (He/Him) https://linktr.ee/jordamus_prime

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · Nov 11

For those of you who are new here-
- I'm Jordan
- 30-something solo parent to an awesome kiddo
- Giant nerd
- Toys, Movies, Comics, Gaming, D&D, Thrifting
- Journalist that writes about toys and movies
- Massive Horror fan
- I have 4 cats
- Frontman of Philly Pop Punk band Dead Robins

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 1d

Spent today catching up on Peacemaker while working after binging nothing but horror for the last month. Not that I'm complaining, but it was kind of refreshing to watch something different and I will never be able to get enough of @jamesgunn.bsky.social's DCU!

a man in a superhero costume is standing on the sidewalk

ALT: a man in a superhero costume is standing on the sidewalk

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 1d

Also love that shirt design! I've never seen that mashup of NBC with that retro neon wave Style and it's a great combo!

That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 1d

Jinkies

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 1d

Shout out to the American Presidents who didn't... (checks notes)... hate Americans.

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 1d

Follow Up Post- These have my full endorsement and were fucking fantastic with BBQ Sauce and/or Horsey Sauce. HIGHLY recommend.

Really hope these become a regular menu item instead of a limited time offering

That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 2d

#55 'Burning Bright' (2010)- Holy shiiiit this movie rules. I had no idea this existed! Dual horror of being locked in a house with a hungry Tiger and an autistic child who you are trying to protect while also preventing them from hurting themselves? Amazing. #Watchoween

That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 2d

#54 'Open House' (2018)- This movie hooked me early and had so much potential that it completely squandered in the third act. What a complete waste. Skip it. #Watchoween

That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 2d

#54 'Open House' (2018)- This movie hooked me early and had so much potential that it completely squandered in the third act. What a complete waste. Skip it. #Watchoween

That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 2d

#53 'Things Heard And Seen' (2021)- I actually really enjoyed this dark story of isolation and betrayal. I appreciate the subtle supernatural touches in a story built heavily in reality. #Watchoween

That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 2d

#52 'Witchhouse' (1999)- The entire runtime of this movie I felt like I was watching a bad porno and the sex just never happened. #Watchoween

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 2d

#51 'Hellraiser II: Hellbound' (1988)- I was largely indifferent on the first film, so I really didn't have much expectation here. One of my goals for this season was to try and watch this entire franchise but I think my problem is I'm largely just bored with them 🤷‍♂️.💀 #Watchoween

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 3d

Man @arbys-roast-beef.bsky.social knows EXACTLY how to get my attention

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 3d

ready to crime

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 4d

How in the hell has it been a full SIX YEARS already?

The past few years have been full of a lot of ups and downs in life, but this little girl has been a constant bright spot! I love this little Spud with all of my heart and am so proud to be her father.

Happy Birthday kiddo

That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 4d

#50 'The First Purge' (2018)- This movie felt a liiiittle too real in todays political climate, but I powered through it in an effort to get through this franchise. I thought this was well done and a lot of fun, albiet still feeling a little TOO much like reality at the moment. #Watchoween

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 4d

#49 'The Other' (2025)- 'Malignant' ran backwards so that 'The Other' could run forwards. This twisted tale of terror takes another unique spin on Vanishing Twin Syndrome that gets DARK. Absolutely worth the watch but it gets a bit heavy at points. #Watchoween

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 6d

#48 'Smile 2' (2024)- One of the rare cases of a sequel being infinitely better than its predecessor and more than living up to its brand. Curious to see this franchise continue, as the door is now wide open for countless new stories here! #Watchoween

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 6d

#47 'Monster In The Closet' (1986)- How is this not considered a beloved classic? More importantly, how do I not have a toy of this film's titular Monster yet? This movie was fantastic and I just want to watch more movies like it all day every day. This was truly the sweet spot for me! #Watchoween

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 6d

#46 'The Lawnmower Man' (1992)- I have heard mixed things about this one for years, but I also ended up mostly enjoying this vintage sci-fi thriller! Its kind of funny how much of the technology in this movie parallels to what science is ACTUALLY DOING today. #Watchoween

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 6d

#45 'Pet' (2016)- This movie is a twisted story that will keep you guessing throughout. I liked it, though mileage may vary because holy shit this movie is problematic (though that is pretty much the intent, based on the story here). Loved Dominic Monaghan's performance in this! #Watchoween

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 6d

#44 'Subservience' (2024)- I feel like a lot of people wrote this one off because of that weird hate people have for Meagan Fox, and that's a shame, because this movie ruled! While it was a pretty standard 'android gone crazy' film, it was still fun and Fox is fantastic in it! #Watchoween

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 6d

#43 'The Collector' (2009) JESUS CHRIST HOW DID I NEVER WATCH THIS UNTIL NOW?!?! What a batshit insane thrill ride from start to finish. I have no notes. This wasnl loaded with vicious kills, wonderful practical effects and a terrifying premise that theoretically could really happen. #Watchoween

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah I was given bluray editions of 1, 2, remake, beginning, and Texas Chainsaw 2013

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 6d

#42 'The Rule Of Jenny Pen' (2024)- This was... not really a horror movie. It wasnt a bad film! Just barely horror. Great performances from Geoffrey Rush and John Lithgow, but honestly when ARENT they good?

#Watchoween

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 6d

#41 'Who Invited Them' (2022)- A unique take on "uninvited party guests", this is a slow buildup towards a wild finale that was an enjoyable ride throughout. The cast is super fun here and makes uncomfortable situations entertaining and bearable.

#Watchoween

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