Jordan
jordanb239.bsky.social
Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
better bio tbd
this one still looks so cool 20 years later and would've killed so many boomers if they built it
December 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
bankruptcy ruined how insane this company used to be. they seriously considered building this!
December 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
December 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
December 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
he's on that shit the had Mr Burns on
December 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
December 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social met a dog named Carl
December 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
they make this now
December 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
thinking about her again
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"I look out and see all these people trying to mimic what I did, and they’re doing bad versions of it."
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
this asshole stole and ate a sleeve of crackers while we went to dinner and now he's snoring so loud it woke my wife up
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Everyone deserves to have comfy pants
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
we found the ball goes here equivalent
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social doing a little shopping in Mexico, do you need anything
October 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
never told a joke
October 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
October 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
this is the flying Pinto one. the details are ridiculous. he welded the wing to a body panel
October 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Henry says [happy panting like locomotive]
October 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
he rules. he is named King Henry after Derrick and might weigh the same
October 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social best things I've watched today:
1. Pitt putting FSU in the hell's dumbest ring
2. my friend's enormous dog
October 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
number 1 with a bullet of games that taught us nothing this season
October 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
like my cousin's most recent Instagram post
October 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
September 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
hammering the under
September 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM