Jordan
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Just a dude looking to tell people about his rad cats.
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Reminds me of that story about a bartender kicking out a "polite Nazi" because if one is allowed to stay, eventually more show up and suddenly it's a Nazi bar.
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Reminds me of that story about a bartender kicking out a "polite Nazi" because if one is allowed to stay, eventually more show up and suddenly it's a Nazi bar.
I literally just got to this part of the episode and came here to find this post because I felt like the combo alarm sounds were a bit too loud. Normally I think Sam does a great job of keeping volume levels reasonable through inserts like that, so this was uncomfortably jarring.
December 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I literally just got to this part of the episode and came here to find this post because I felt like the combo alarm sounds were a bit too loud. Normally I think Sam does a great job of keeping volume levels reasonable through inserts like that, so this was uncomfortably jarring.
Pre-corpo Lizza was real punk!
December 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pre-corpo Lizza was real punk!
What does this even mean? How does discipline fit into a discussion about whether shouting into the void on Twitter will win over some bigots? If anything, the choice by so many to never go back to Twitter is discipline.
December 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
What does this even mean? How does discipline fit into a discussion about whether shouting into the void on Twitter will win over some bigots? If anything, the choice by so many to never go back to Twitter is discipline.
Users needing to manually clear browser caches infuriates me when sites can tell browsers to do it automatically. First time signing in since an update? Parts of a page fail self-tests? Send the signal to clear the cache! No keyboard shortcuts or menus, just fix it without us knowing it was broke!
December 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Users needing to manually clear browser caches infuriates me when sites can tell browsers to do it automatically. First time signing in since an update? Parts of a page fail self-tests? Send the signal to clear the cache! No keyboard shortcuts or menus, just fix it without us knowing it was broke!
You could have asked this at the WTYP show and got either a serious answer or someone to engineer one for you.
December 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
You could have asked this at the WTYP show and got either a serious answer or someone to engineer one for you.
Of course, that doesn't mean your video can't have ads, so it's demonetized for *you* but not YouTube. I wouldn't be surprised if the video is now more likely than normal to have gambling ads attached to it. You can't talk about gambling but DraftKings can still advertise on your restricted videos!
December 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Of course, that doesn't mean your video can't have ads, so it's demonetized for *you* but not YouTube. I wouldn't be surprised if the video is now more likely than normal to have gambling ads attached to it. You can't talk about gambling but DraftKings can still advertise on your restricted videos!
Why would we need to repave every road? A marker placed at the same spot as any speed limit sign or intersection would be enough. As for people working around it, cool, they don't get to drive anymore.
None of this needs to be a silver bullet. It just needs to be better at keeping people alive.
None of this needs to be a silver bullet. It just needs to be better at keeping people alive.
December 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Why would we need to repave every road? A marker placed at the same spot as any speed limit sign or intersection would be enough. As for people working around it, cool, they don't get to drive anymore.
None of this needs to be a silver bullet. It just needs to be better at keeping people alive.
None of this needs to be a silver bullet. It just needs to be better at keeping people alive.
Look, the US can be the best at preventing measles or catching measles. After 30 years of trying to be the lowest, it's time we try to have the most. It might seem daunting to pass Iraq's 32K in 2024 but with the power of God and natalism, I think we can double that in 2026.
December 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Look, the US can be the best at preventing measles or catching measles. After 30 years of trying to be the lowest, it's time we try to have the most. It might seem daunting to pass Iraq's 32K in 2024 but with the power of God and natalism, I think we can double that in 2026.
In the future, can you label posts like this as NSFW? I'm not against dick sucking in general, I just don't want to be surprised by it on my feed.
December 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
In the future, can you label posts like this as NSFW? I'm not against dick sucking in general, I just don't want to be surprised by it on my feed.
Make freeway entrances long enough for any car to reach speed without having to put the pedal to the floor. Have longer merge lanes. Eliminate suicide merges. The car-brains always want more lanes but never seem to want them where it might actually help.
December 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Make freeway entrances long enough for any car to reach speed without having to put the pedal to the floor. Have longer merge lanes. Eliminate suicide merges. The car-brains always want more lanes but never seem to want them where it might actually help.
It's very possible to engineer that. GPS is one method but it could be done with machine vision to identify speed limit signs or even RFID-like tags built into roads. Your lack of imagination and/or information are not the same as impossible.
December 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
It's very possible to engineer that. GPS is one method but it could be done with machine vision to identify speed limit signs or even RFID-like tags built into roads. Your lack of imagination and/or information are not the same as impossible.
She tried but he stopped after finding out her jailbait song was old enough to be jailbait itself.
December 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
She tried but he stopped after finding out her jailbait song was old enough to be jailbait itself.
Building a tower to scrape the heavens just to prove the firmament moves in epicycles that take decades complete and make the world's largest spirograph.
December 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Building a tower to scrape the heavens just to prove the firmament moves in epicycles that take decades complete and make the world's largest spirograph.
The devs need to slow down on the updates. I barely have time to wrap my head around one set of nerfs before the next ones are released without patch notes. Gotta trawl forums and reddit just to figure out what the changes even mean, let alone what to do about them!
December 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The devs need to slow down on the updates. I barely have time to wrap my head around one set of nerfs before the next ones are released without patch notes. Gotta trawl forums and reddit just to figure out what the changes even mean, let alone what to do about them!
Grunting out an "amen" when I finally bust to keep it holy.
December 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Grunting out an "amen" when I finally bust to keep it holy.
A movie theater isn't even a third space in my opinion. Bars, restaurants, cafes, etc. near theaters are where we socialize and none of them are threatened by OnlyFans. No one meets up after jerking it to OF to discuss their viewing experience like they do for movies.
December 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
A movie theater isn't even a third space in my opinion. Bars, restaurants, cafes, etc. near theaters are where we socialize and none of them are threatened by OnlyFans. No one meets up after jerking it to OF to discuss their viewing experience like they do for movies.
Ben Collinsism* will be the end of America as we know it.
*Supporting ones partner through difficult decisions and fostering the world's finest satire
*Supporting ones partner through difficult decisions and fostering the world's finest satire
December 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Ben Collinsism* will be the end of America as we know it.
*Supporting ones partner through difficult decisions and fostering the world's finest satire
*Supporting ones partner through difficult decisions and fostering the world's finest satire
That's because onion rings are good.
December 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
That's because onion rings are good.
Genuine question as someone who only knows English, are there any situations where misgendering(?) a word could cause confusion or does it just sound wrong?
December 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Genuine question as someone who only knows English, are there any situations where misgendering(?) a word could cause confusion or does it just sound wrong?
I just started on it on Google Play and whatever you did for readability paid off. All of the art and dialogue is easy to read on a phone screen, even without the "bubble zoom" feature, which works quite well on your book.
December 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I just started on it on Google Play and whatever you did for readability paid off. All of the art and dialogue is easy to read on a phone screen, even without the "bubble zoom" feature, which works quite well on your book.
When the director said the update was available "right now", he was being quite literal as that was when the Steam depot was updated, almost to the minute.
December 12, 2025 at 9:08 AM
When the director said the update was available "right now", he was being quite literal as that was when the Steam depot was updated, almost to the minute.
The Steam forums and comments under game news posts are absolute trash. The forums can't be used for any actual discussion because of the bigoted trolling and the news comments are full of rage-bait to farm awards for Steam points.
December 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The Steam forums and comments under game news posts are absolute trash. The forums can't be used for any actual discussion because of the bigoted trolling and the news comments are full of rage-bait to farm awards for Steam points.
Where are you seeing that data centers are getting Blackwell chips on PCIe cards?
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Where are you seeing that data centers are getting Blackwell chips on PCIe cards?