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Jordan
@jordancwierz.bsky.social
Making cartoons on accident since 2010. Listen to 100% Eat.
Reporter: Chief, we’ve got reports of an abrasive animal doctor amongst the populace.

Editor: You’re telling me we’ve got a…
September 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Gee I wonder why
August 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Streaming again this weekend wheee
twitch.tv/jordancwierz
August 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
F1 is back after its mini-break and I am back to streaming after my maxi-break! Saturday and Sunday streams for F1!!!
twitch.tv/jordancwierz
July 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The crossover of a generation?? Carlos Sainz’s delivery of the “they boosted the bunny” line is sending me. @milesluna.bsky.social
July 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hello to all the new followers who saw my funny joke about Achievement Hunter (not) coming back. Since you’re here please check out our BIG MERCH LAUNCH today at 1pm central. The Switchfork returns, as well as two new shirts!

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July 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Is this one Burnie?
June 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I think they’re talking about restarting Achievement Hunter
June 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social Watching racing
June 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
June 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
True patriotism on display at the capitol in Austin. No tanks required
June 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Besties
June 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
EATERS: don’t forget, tomorrow and Wednesday at 1pm central — Celebrate 100% Eat’s first year of independence with LIVE STREAMS!!

Tuesday: FOOD COURT live for all

Wednesday: 100% EAT live on discord (chat streamed to YouTube)
May 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Watching these elections around the world like
May 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
April 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
If you go to 100percenteat.store you'll find two new t-shirts celebrating the majesty of the Boysenberry fest! We threw these together late last week so we didn't mention them in the episode but they are for real
April 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Not again
February 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I’m scared of the Spec’s rabbit mascot the same way Chuckie is afraid of the guy on the oat meal box.
February 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Breaking news
January 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Grackle on a capybara
January 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Now THIS is some bald headed behavior.
January 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Oh this old thing? It’s no big deal
December 29, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Oh crap!
December 26, 2024 at 5:54 AM
They used that 0.5 lens on Ponyta here
December 20, 2024 at 4:56 AM
I keep getting TikToks with audio from the opening to one of his books about Zenith-son-son from Verano or some shit but all I hear is this
December 5, 2024 at 11:53 PM