iii
jordaneatwaffle.bsky.social
iii
@jordaneatwaffle.bsky.social
good morning gay people on my phone (profound pondering)
biker guy at flea market convinced me to buy his selvedge jeans..
January 17, 2026 at 4:08 PM
industry hbo is kinda dog doo doo
January 13, 2026 at 7:54 PM
we're bringing back 2020s pinterest romanticising
January 12, 2026 at 2:58 PM
stainless steel bath tub
January 11, 2026 at 6:32 PM
ex flatmate still asking me for money i don't owe like pls stopppp ure not kamala
January 10, 2026 at 9:57 PM
not falling for instagram reel renter friendly contact paper on furniture
December 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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And just like that it was Christmas Eve
December 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
occupation: professional email sender
December 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
feeling the repercussions of moving to a new city 4 days before christmas
December 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
we must thank the scrub mommy whenever we use her
December 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
'poptimism' addison rae haters frothing at a band called 'geese'
December 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
shut up i'm listening to alvvays
December 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
work xmas parties are energetically charged for me
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
did not expect to find out my visa was approved while taking a shit in the work bathroom and casually checking the notifications tab, but hey i'll take it
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
annoying things humans invented for no reason: notice periods
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
where were you when you realised biennale was pronounced that way
December 11, 2025 at 10:19 AM
i'm storing and sharing astute pbservations off half of paywalled substack essays
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 AM
on of the worst ppl i've met was an extra on after the hunt..
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
netflix buying warner bros.. send the missiles
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
no i don't have spotify wrapped i have half a tidal recap
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
drinking a negroni before watching foreign film at local indie cinema
a close up of a woman 's face with curly blonde hair .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with curly blonde hair .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
oomf put buzzballs in the work fridge
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
.. leave michelle yeoh alone!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i've decided to focus only on things i can control
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM