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Hugh "America" Jass
@jordanfrompluto.bsky.social
deez nuts
the penis enhancer
June 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
don't blame me i voted for mitt romney
March 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
destroy up the internet
March 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
penis
March 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
i'm a homework cuck. i like watching other people do homework
February 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"maybe to some" is such an incredible string of words.
February 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
men will introduce you to one of their friends like "he should never see the light of day again. he belongs in prison, but he's chill."
February 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
i can't put down the jug
February 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
got some cool elden ring armor call that elden bling
February 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
if i was walter white, i simply wouldn't have done that.
February 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Hamas son or NATO daughter?
February 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
when you blow so hard it starts bleeding.
February 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
glad i'm uncircumcised because that's the only hoodie she can't steal
February 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
getting my buddy a cuck chair for his wedding in six months.
February 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
just had a good nothingburger
February 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
biblical
February 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
what if mac miller made "goonerism" instead of "balloonerism" and the songs were about gooning out?
February 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
my friend said he would like to study abroad this summer and i told him not to call them that.
February 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
my crying wife: why would you cheat on me?

me: i'm sorry honey, you know that i have autism, and it just so happens that my special interest at the moment is cheating on you.

my son: wass6p
February 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
my diabetic son with unaffordable insulin who gets shot at school every day came up to me this morning and said "dad, we did it." and with tears in my eyes, i said "i know, son. i know."
February 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
mongolia eagles
February 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
lebron James.
February 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
February 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
on my last post i misspelled "Mongolia" i apologize. glory to Mingolia.
February 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
they ask me if i'm a troll account and all i gotta say is MONGLOIA 🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳
February 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM