Jordan Garcia
jordangwv.bsky.social
Jordan Garcia
@jordangwv.bsky.social
Husband. Girl dad. Disciple. Licensed for Property, Casualty, Life, and Health insurance in WV, KY, and OH.
Because his son beats up grown men, apparently.
June 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Bail set at $167 million 😆
May 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I think having an aneurysm from the explosion of flavor is a generous end to a life of poverty and misery. 🤷🏽‍♂️
April 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Wait, this isn't The Onion.
April 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
They don't even know why they're clapping.
April 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Give a serf/peasant a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.
April 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Crunchy.
April 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Nothing will ever be as funny as this.
March 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
So, the illegal immigrants aren't the ones bringing in the fentanyl? *Gasps* 😒
March 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
We all knew he was there for the paychecks.
March 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM