Jordan
@jordanholt23.bsky.social
Tennis player and fan. PhD Biochemist. Queer. Medical Writer and aspiring fiction writer. Trash opinions
lol Raducanu just came out and played 3 points
January 13, 2026 at 9:56 AM
lol Raducanu just came out and played 3 points
raducanu winding Osiro up now by stopping any time it spits. Probably the best tactic so far tbh
January 13, 2026 at 9:04 AM
raducanu winding Osiro up now by stopping any time it spits. Probably the best tactic so far tbh
Can’t decide if Raducanu was trying a I can beat you even playing to your strength thing by playing into her opponent’s forehand but she’s just broken to love by not doing that so 😩
January 13, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Can’t decide if Raducanu was trying a I can beat you even playing to your strength thing by playing into her opponent’s forehand but she’s just broken to love by not doing that so 😩
The worst thing about this Osirio match for Raducanu is her opponent is sick and that’s gross just before a big tournament
January 13, 2026 at 8:53 AM
The worst thing about this Osirio match for Raducanu is her opponent is sick and that’s gross just before a big tournament
Hobart looks fast. Such a curse Venus played the slice queen there
January 13, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Hobart looks fast. Such a curse Venus played the slice queen there
The hype is really off Raducanu cause i did not notice this WC at all into Hobart
January 13, 2026 at 8:27 AM
The hype is really off Raducanu cause i did not notice this WC at all into Hobart
What a bloodbath for brits in AO qualifying
January 13, 2026 at 8:26 AM
What a bloodbath for brits in AO qualifying
Musetti has a finals problem huh
January 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Musetti has a finals problem huh
Iga wins the United Cup in the worst form of the last 3 years
January 11, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Iga wins the United Cup in the worst form of the last 3 years
Ugh i have to go to work. I am supporting Hubie and Stan but Bencic and Iga can both lose 😂
January 11, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Ugh i have to go to work. I am supporting Hubie and Stan but Bencic and Iga can both lose 😂
Stan going to warm up… what if Bencic gets into a tough situation?
January 11, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Stan going to warm up… what if Bencic gets into a tough situation?
Cue 15 min bathroom break from Iga
January 11, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Cue 15 min bathroom break from Iga
I don’t think iga would have these kinds of scorelines in sets if she didn’t so famously admit that she lets her coaches plan things. How are you supposed to problem solve if you’re relying solely on other people’s info? Like i’m not saying don’t do it, i’m saying she needs to get involved
January 11, 2026 at 7:59 AM
I don’t think iga would have these kinds of scorelines in sets if she didn’t so famously admit that she lets her coaches plan things. How are you supposed to problem solve if you’re relying solely on other people’s info? Like i’m not saying don’t do it, i’m saying she needs to get involved
Why am I not seeing any forehands from Bencic? Like she can’t hit the shot, Iga’s patterns are a choice to go near that backhand so much
January 11, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Why am I not seeing any forehands from Bencic? Like she can’t hit the shot, Iga’s patterns are a choice to go near that backhand so much
Bencic needs to employ Stan for AO once he uses his WC up
January 11, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Bencic needs to employ Stan for AO once he uses his WC up
You know I really feel like Swiatek has lost something on her backhand in the last couple of seasons…. or is it she’s so keen to play forehands now. I feel like players prefer serving to her backhand now too
January 11, 2026 at 7:46 AM
You know I really feel like Swiatek has lost something on her backhand in the last couple of seasons…. or is it she’s so keen to play forehands now. I feel like players prefer serving to her backhand now too
Very excited to see who Sabalenka is gonna randomly flop to in a grand slam semi/final this year
January 11, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Very excited to see who Sabalenka is gonna randomly flop to in a grand slam semi/final this year
I jnow Bencic is whiney all the time but she’s got a point in terms of Swiatek’s time. It’s just a bit boy who cried wolf rn
January 11, 2026 at 7:33 AM
I jnow Bencic is whiney all the time but she’s got a point in terms of Swiatek’s time. It’s just a bit boy who cried wolf rn
Stan talking to Bencic like she’s a child. God she needed that 12 years ago.
January 11, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Stan talking to Bencic like she’s a child. God she needed that 12 years ago.
Swiatek is gonna retire young… like i have no reason to really know it but I just feel like she’s not gonna play into her 30s
January 11, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Swiatek is gonna retire young… like i have no reason to really know it but I just feel like she’s not gonna play into her 30s
Would love to see some analysis on what’s different in the Iga Coco match up rn
January 10, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Would love to see some analysis on what’s different in the Iga Coco match up rn
Early for coaching this morning and trying to work out the rules of padel by just watching people play 😂where can’t it bounce
January 10, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Early for coaching this morning and trying to work out the rules of padel by just watching people play 😂where can’t it bounce
Really freak out everytime every time Hurkacz approaches the net.. He’s absolutely massive, he needs to be 2 steps forward pretty much every time he volleys … or take huge a split step …. it isn’t his volleys it’s his lack of prep for the shot
January 10, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Really freak out everytime every time Hurkacz approaches the net.. He’s absolutely massive, he needs to be 2 steps forward pretty much every time he volleys … or take huge a split step …. it isn’t his volleys it’s his lack of prep for the shot
New balls is so weird now that every ball manufacturer produce balls that last about 20 rallies. Like you can see the difference
January 10, 2026 at 7:54 AM
New balls is so weird now that every ball manufacturer produce balls that last about 20 rallies. Like you can see the difference
Kostyuk using all her powers of evil in week 1, hopefully she won’t do anything till October
January 10, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Kostyuk using all her powers of evil in week 1, hopefully she won’t do anything till October