It was a really good series too, and we were all sad when their save got corrupted.

It's one of the fundamental strategies for handling the fundamental conservative flaw of not wanting to think about morality. If 'they' actually behave just like you, you no longer have a counter-example to introduce uncomfortable thoughts about how you behave.

You have got to be fucking shitting me. Every time I think this timeline can't get stupider.

Let's go.
We can't.
Why not?
We're waiting for Godot.

Oh, you have good taste in orchestral music. I love that piece.

Oregon says: don't leave us here.

None of the Starfleet crew on Voyager knows how to regulate their own diet. I have accidentally justified Neelix's existence.

I retract this theory.

Presumably the replicators on the Enterprise interface with, say, biomonitors in your commbadge in order to provide you with normal-calorie foods up until it decides you don't need any more, then starts providing 0-cal versions. Uneaten food is counted when you return your plate to the replicator.

What you *really* want is the unabridged Oxford English Dictionary. 21,728 pages.

Vegas has been lame since the Star Trek Experience closed.

People who whine that feathered raptors aren't scary should be locked in an enclosure with an irritated cassowary.

This is good advice. My editing process definitely involves being really deliberate about "reading aloud" in my head. Slows you down and makes sure you consciously review each word. Also develops rhythm and timing.

I maintain that coyotes are American Jackals.

Gotta get a full Bioexotics package.

I can hear this panel and the sound is "nnnnYEEAgh"

Nick and Judy got to the end of the movie still thinking it was a training vid. All makes perfect sense to them.

Is it assault, or are they in fact a wolf or cougar or bear?