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Albums from 2025 that are worth ypur time:
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Favorite Albums of 2025
The Long Players that had to be repeated this year.
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Can the Panthers explain what their defensive plan was at the end or was there not one?
January 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Albums from 2025 that are worth ypur time:
open.substack.com/pub/jordanmi...
Favorite Albums of 2025
The Long Players that had to be repeated this year.
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January 11, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I’m impressed by how the Panthers played, and shoutout to their loud-as-fuck fans. However, where was the defense at the end? Were they completely out of gas or what?
January 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
The New York Jets are on the verge of becoming the first NFL team to have zero interceptions during a season.
January 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Hi, I am driver side window.
Hi, I’m a car windshield.
hi! i’m a yacht!
January 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Current considerable streaks in the NFL:

Raiders, lost 10; Texans, won eight; Cardinals, lost eight; Jaguars, won seven; 49ers, won six; Seahawks, won six; Colts, lost six; Chiefs, lost five; Vikings, won four; Buccaneers, lost four; Saints, won four; and Jets, lost four.
December 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I was thinking why Josh McDaniels never was the Patriots HC, and then I remembered he was fired mid-season by both Denver (2010) and Las Vegas (2023). He has a HC record of 20-33. Maybe HC isn’t for him.
December 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It’s 3rd & 9; you need 10 yards. The ball is thrown to a receiver running a seven-yard route. Does this make sense?
December 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Learned a lot from this one.
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AnAkA makes Ceremonious Angel Music
A fighter, a rider, and a messenger of the medicinal.
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December 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Never understood the Muse and Radiohead comparisons. They’re different bands.
December 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Courtland always Doing Sutton.
December 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The Ravens are 6-7. The Chiefs are about to be 6-7. Did anyone predict this?
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
NFL quarterbacks need to be more aware of where the first down line is when scrambling. It seems that they’re almost always one yard short.
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Preoccupations is a really good band.
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Grateful for all the music connections I have made over the last 10 years. Ya’ll are amazing, never stop what you’re doing and I won’t either.
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Thou
Thursday
Weezer
Kendrick Lamar
Radiohead
Introduce yourself w/5 concerts you’ve seen:

Wilco (12x… Jeff Tweedy solo 3x)
Phish (32x)
Kacey Musgraves (2x)
Paul McCartney
Stevie Nicks
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
To be honest, the Lions have been sucking.
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Jordan Love is always missing open receivers in stride. I am not thankful for that.
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
CLAMM and Die Spitz have the best rock and roll albums of 2025. Their guitars are ridiculous. Their conviction could start a revolution. Their recorded sound is massive. Their anthems live forever.
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
OK. So. JSN of the Seahawks already has the franchise record for receiving yards in a season. It’s Week 12.

MVP status?
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Imagine if the Texans had a legit offense?
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Did they invent time travel yet?
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Don’t scroll too much, but when I do it’s a mess. What is all this shit?
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If the Chiefs drop to 5-5, they’re toast.
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM