Jordanna
@jordannad.bsky.social
Writer. #MutantFam. Spooky Appalachian. Cat enthusiast. Pizza rolls, not gender roles. Unliving Proof on Amazon.
I'm going to petition the supreme court to let me fist fight Kim Davis in the Kentucky Waffle House of my choosing.
August 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I'm going to petition the supreme court to let me fist fight Kim Davis in the Kentucky Waffle House of my choosing.
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I expect a lecture from @lastweektonight.com about this very topic when they return.
July 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I expect a lecture from @lastweektonight.com about this very topic when they return.
Who do you reckon is worse?
The guy who just said he willingly worked for a pedophile or the guy who just said he trusted all of our data and budget cuts to someone who is always high?
The guy who just said he willingly worked for a pedophile or the guy who just said he trusted all of our data and budget cuts to someone who is always high?
June 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Who do you reckon is worse?
The guy who just said he willingly worked for a pedophile or the guy who just said he trusted all of our data and budget cuts to someone who is always high?
The guy who just said he willingly worked for a pedophile or the guy who just said he trusted all of our data and budget cuts to someone who is always high?
If you're looking for a Val Kilmer movie to watch that you maybe haven't seen a million times, I HIGHLY recommend Bloodworth. It's a gritty southern gothic drama. Val is top-notch in it. He has some extremely quotable lines.
April 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If you're looking for a Val Kilmer movie to watch that you maybe haven't seen a million times, I HIGHLY recommend Bloodworth. It's a gritty southern gothic drama. Val is top-notch in it. He has some extremely quotable lines.
I feel like the people flipping out over a little drunken/drugged up brother kiss on White Lotus have never been to a real party.
March 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I feel like the people flipping out over a little drunken/drugged up brother kiss on White Lotus have never been to a real party.
I can't believe Snapchat would do this to me.
March 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I can't believe Snapchat would do this to me.
I bet Donald Trump's super secret Russian spy name is Agent Orange.
March 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I bet Donald Trump's super secret Russian spy name is Agent Orange.
One of my favorite ultra specific sub genres of movies: Women who need a good fucking from Mark Ruffalo to figure out their problems.
💖The Kids Are Alright 2010 Juliana Moore Annette Bening
💖My Life Without Me 2003 Sarah Polley
💖Poor Things 2023 Emma Stone
💖The Kids Are Alright 2010 Juliana Moore Annette Bening
💖My Life Without Me 2003 Sarah Polley
💖Poor Things 2023 Emma Stone
February 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
One of my favorite ultra specific sub genres of movies: Women who need a good fucking from Mark Ruffalo to figure out their problems.
💖The Kids Are Alright 2010 Juliana Moore Annette Bening
💖My Life Without Me 2003 Sarah Polley
💖Poor Things 2023 Emma Stone
💖The Kids Are Alright 2010 Juliana Moore Annette Bening
💖My Life Without Me 2003 Sarah Polley
💖Poor Things 2023 Emma Stone
Don't worry, guys. An obese fast food addict who doesn't understand germs and a dude with brain worms who thinks vaccines are bad are gonna help us be healthy.
January 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Don't worry, guys. An obese fast food addict who doesn't understand germs and a dude with brain worms who thinks vaccines are bad are gonna help us be healthy.
Today is a great day to get drunk and watch Kill Bill Vols 1 & 2.
January 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Today is a great day to get drunk and watch Kill Bill Vols 1 & 2.
Tim Kaine to Pete Hegseth: even your momma told me you're an asshole.
January 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Tim Kaine to Pete Hegseth: even your momma told me you're an asshole.
Guys, I haven't had a 2 am trip to the Walmarts or Meijers in 5 years and it's really starting to weigh on my heart.
January 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Guys, I haven't had a 2 am trip to the Walmarts or Meijers in 5 years and it's really starting to weigh on my heart.
My Appalachian vampire novel Unliving Proof is free today on Amazon. #freebie #freebook #horror #vampire #urbanfantasy
January 12, 2025 at 9:48 AM
My Appalachian vampire novel Unliving Proof is free today on Amazon. #freebie #freebook #horror #vampire #urbanfantasy
I hope Count Orlok was a grower and not a show-er.
January 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I hope Count Orlok was a grower and not a show-er.
Friendly reminder: If there's anyone who needs to be told to go fuck themselves in 2024, you still have time.
December 31, 2024 at 6:35 AM
Friendly reminder: If there's anyone who needs to be told to go fuck themselves in 2024, you still have time.
You can tell it's that weird time between Christmas and New Years, because when I woke up today I thought about getting a cookie and a beer for breakfast, and I don't even usually have breakfast.
December 26, 2024 at 7:04 PM
You can tell it's that weird time between Christmas and New Years, because when I woke up today I thought about getting a cookie and a beer for breakfast, and I don't even usually have breakfast.
Wait. Is it almost the year of our Gourd, 2025?
a man with a beard says oh really in front of him
ALT: a man with a beard says oh really in front of him
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December 20, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Wait. Is it almost the year of our Gourd, 2025?
Magnets I made and put in my buffer's Christmas card. #somebodysomewhere
December 18, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Magnets I made and put in my buffer's Christmas card. #somebodysomewhere
Sometimes I think about the time I went to a wedding and there was a box marked "throw bo-kay" beside another box marked "good bo-kay."
December 17, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Sometimes I think about the time I went to a wedding and there was a box marked "throw bo-kay" beside another box marked "good bo-kay."
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I do not have the emotional infrastructure for this series finale of Somebody Somewhere. 😭
December 9, 2024 at 7:15 AM
I do not have the emotional infrastructure for this series finale of Somebody Somewhere. 😭
Terrifier 3 was the perfect love letter to horror movie fans.
December 8, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Terrifier 3 was the perfect love letter to horror movie fans.
December always feels like Sunday and then January feels like a reeeallllyyyy long Monday.
December 5, 2024 at 9:12 PM
December always feels like Sunday and then January feels like a reeeallllyyyy long Monday.