Jordan Rivers
@jordanriversnz.bsky.social
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Yes, I'm the guy from that thing. Actor 🎥 Vlogger🤳🏻 Director 🎬 If it costs you your inner Peace, its too expensive. 🌿🌾
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Just for clarity, the unemployment numbers under this government may look terrible, but keep in mind, Luxon has driven tens of thousands of Kiwis overseas as well, so its actually far worse. These numbers are just the ones that couldnt leave.
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Reminder: National has always taken the side of Apartheid regimes.
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It is imperative to the future of Aotearoa that we never let ourselves nor the ministers involved forget this or any of their actions.
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splakey.bsky.social
There really isn’t any moral test that Luxon can’t fail.

#nzpol
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misswhanau.bsky.social
While this cowardly Government refuses to recognise Palestine, our Council has already signed an agreement with Ramallah and approved an investment policy that excludes Israeli companies and government bonds. Who's lamo now? #nzpol
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As Luxons govt denies Palestinian statehood at The UN, he posts a selfie from a stadium that holds less than the amount of Palestinians murdered in this genocide to date. This man is disgusting.
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To her credit, Nicola's incompetence has at least given the rich and the poor something they agree on.
jordanriversnz.bsky.social
What are they gonna raid? You've killed all the small buisnesses
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Say it with me: The Luxon Government is Anti-Worker
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Lets go back to when we were all just talking about Tiger King. Remember that? Thems were simpler times. We were all so happy. Apart from Carol Baskin she was pissed but still.
jordanriversnz.bsky.social
Singing Golden with a bunch of random kids in line at the Cafe this morning was absolutely the spiritual recharge I needed today.
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"I'm Laser focused on the cost of living" 🤦
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We've all done some crazy stuff for love, but Hannah and Brian Tamaki both getting their eyebrows tattooed on is truly wild. Like imagine looking at your partner one day like "hey ya, know what we should do today?.." insane.
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Im containing my excitement because if anyone has a secret formula for anti death, itd be the wannabe dictator with billionare friends, but the fact that Trump hasn't been seen in days and his schedule this week has been wiped is just great news.
jordanriversnz.bsky.social
Love that Erica Stanford had about 4 days as Education Minister in July when everyone was like "Oh shes actually doing ok, she should be leader" and then since then has just crashed and burned over somthing different every week 😂😂
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When the world gets too much, i take a break from it to watch that lady on tiktok who's digging a tunnel under her house while outsmarting the city council cause she knows more than them.
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Timeline
1. Cancelled 3waters, which caused rates to skyrocket
2. Blamed the councils
3. Introduced something MORE expensive 👍
jordanriversnz.bsky.social
PSA: Prime Ministers don't control The Reserve Bank. This is Luxon taking credit for something that other people are doing again 🤦
jordanriversnz.bsky.social
Oh FFS 🤦 Nationals using
"Downward Pressure" again.
Reminder: "Downward Pressure" on landlords was giving them a no strings attached payout of 3billion dollars only to make things worse for renters.
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Luxon promised a net increase of 1,000 social houses in auckland each year... so far his government has built 45 in total 🤦
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mountaintui.bsky.social
i-Rex ferries cancellation punchline:

This govt. needed to stump up $1.4 billion more in total to complete the i-Rex project - incl seismic upgraded ports & the 2 future proof, rail enabled hybrid ferries.

Instead they threw away well over $1 billion for 0
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Chlöe Swarbrick at "peak theatrics" says man who drove car up parliament steps to distract everyone from the "Tim Jago thing"