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brojack horsefan, hoarder of build-a-bears, occasional tamagotchi tiktok star. i love gaius baltar. spyro the dragon is my restricted interest. she/they💘
Pinned
Antler Queen,
young and mean,
only seventeeeeen
FIIIIYEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOO!
December 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
"oh, sorry, it must have been my tone. my mother says i sound perpetually insincere" GIRL WHAT (...same!!!)
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
"she must have hurt it. ... karen, with her wine."

there was, indeed, something in the air that night, fernando
December 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
it is unacceptable that it took me this long to watch interstellar. i have been got. gotten. gat.
December 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
SNOOPY HAS BROTHERS
December 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
why is lucy and linus's little brother named "rerun" lol
December 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
it's my bestie's birthday, got "golden - instrumental" on repeat
December 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
FIYERO
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
lmfao nvm
iiiii may have figured out the amount of extra time on exams that works for me! (ft. consuming a merry-go-round of focalin, propranolol, cheeze-its, and klonopin)
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
also has anyone else been having a weird time listening to katy perry 🇨🇦
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
not me taking the long way to listen to "popular" a couple more times. never, couldn't be!
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
what if toxoplasmosis is actually an adaptation to get people to have cats instead of babies
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
why don't they sell boxed celsius
October 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
iiiii may have figured out the amount of extra time on exams that works for me! (ft. consuming a merry-go-round of focalin, propranolol, cheeze-its, and klonopin)
October 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
melted like candy, thanks climate crisis
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #Halloween
October 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
you ever just google-image search todd chavez?
October 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
imagine it was "the fate of Jen" and everyone picked some canonical Jen to be like "NO SHE DIDNT REALLY UNDERSTAND JEN"
October 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
now that i've had three weeks to wear it and decided it didn't need professional correcting, i can now proudly report back to the void -- I DID IT I CUT MY OWN BOB
i really really really want to trim my own bob... it can't be that hard if it's not a straight line? :X i trimmed my own pixie for yearrrrs but that *was* easy.
October 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
jinu: i am a terrible person
rumi: i would still like to fuck.
October 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
taylor and sabrina do sound nice together 🧡
October 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
BABY EXTENDED TOUR to include my city this time!!
LESS THAN 3 HOURS TO "PEEL IT BACK"!!!!!
October 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
arm:sleeve::baby:bathwater
September 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
it is our duty to fight for our freedom. it is our duty to win. we must love and support each other. we have nothing to lose but our chains. assata shakur, rest in peace. 💔
September 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
i really really really want to trim my own bob... it can't be that hard if it's not a straight line? :X i trimmed my own pixie for yearrrrs but that *was* easy.
September 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
i'm an adult now, so I can commit to the possibility of plans by saying, all right, so I'm not gonna start a load of laundry
September 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM