Finally, a Muslim Obama

Is there going to be a warehouse full of these Southwest boarding group indicator obelisks now that they’re going to have assigned seating?

Will they be repurposed as movie props? Bathroom stall dividers?

“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said

I'm a little late on World AIDS Day, but in honor, let's get a rousing chorus of FUCK REAGAN

Hear me out: a Home Alone remake, with the adult actors in the kid roles, same dialogue, but they don’t even try to change their adult voices at all.