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jordann
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i made my twitter bio in 2013 and haven’t changed it since, so i have no clue what to put here
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this app feels kind of like the pear phone in victorious
time to whip out my george foreman grill
March 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
the chiefs can only make a comeback if they do a singing/dancing number to thriller like they did in season 2 episode 11 of glee
February 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
there are so many car commercials. like just play cars 2 already.
February 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
when are they making a live action Him
February 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
glee cast reunion announced for super bowl half time show LX
February 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
fuck it. welcome back david bowie
January 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
why is this guy above the family dentist
January 21, 2025 at 5:56 AM
i was very sad today and it was very rude of my work to have actual work for me to do while i was being very s
January 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
we’re so lucky to have existed at the same time as you, david lynch. thank you for everything
January 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
brutalist screening at music box gave us the coolest pamphlets
January 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
in my deep yearning hours for anna sawai
January 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
bald man of the night award goes to stanley tucci
January 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
hitting my vape for the conclave win
January 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
gary oldman award
January 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
begging for one shot with margaret qualley
January 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
i didn’t see the apprentice but i wish jeremy strong won so he could wear that fuck ass gag on stage
January 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i can’t believe wallace just wears that slutty mesh top to bed. like boy, go stand in line at berghain with a fit like that
January 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
they should give gromit a gun.
January 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
i could fix shadow the hedgehog.
January 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
all of my white friends are so excited i brought soju to the event.
January 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
me (a 26 year old woman): yeah i’m still growing. i’ll hit my second growth spurt soon
December 31, 2024 at 4:27 AM
hello? 9-1-1? oomf hasn’t reaponded in 8 hours. c an you do a wellness check.
December 31, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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snoopy x brutalizer
December 29, 2024 at 10:50 AM
in a perfect world, nicole kidman and harris dickinson would have promoted babygirl like this
December 29, 2024 at 2:47 AM