Jord 💕
@jordugh.bsky.social
Mama, Health Law/Policy/Regulatory Buff, Dogs/Chickens/Ducks, Baltimore Sportsball 💕🐣🐾
Believe it or not, I actually do not want to see your ChatGPT Christmas photos
December 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Believe it or not, I actually do not want to see your ChatGPT Christmas photos
My husband telling me he’s not forcing the toddler to have a bedtime. Like ok but I have a bedtime so I’m going to bed. He can deal with toddler and whenever she thinks she’s ready for bed.
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My husband telling me he’s not forcing the toddler to have a bedtime. Like ok but I have a bedtime so I’m going to bed. He can deal with toddler and whenever she thinks she’s ready for bed.
I want to quit my job and be a professional toddler craft maker
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I want to quit my job and be a professional toddler craft maker
Making dinner only for my toddler to fill up on snacks waiting for her dad to get home is my millionth reason why
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Making dinner only for my toddler to fill up on snacks waiting for her dad to get home is my millionth reason why
Spent a gazillion dollars on the Disney Halloween party just for my kid to act like an actual nightmare 🙃🙃🙃
October 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Spent a gazillion dollars on the Disney Halloween party just for my kid to act like an actual nightmare 🙃🙃🙃
Me: *minding my own business relaxing taking it slow on a day we will be in the park until midnight*
My husband: let’s get moving the park opens in 2 minutes !!!!!!!
My husband: let’s get moving the park opens in 2 minutes !!!!!!!
October 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Me: *minding my own business relaxing taking it slow on a day we will be in the park until midnight*
My husband: let’s get moving the park opens in 2 minutes !!!!!!!
My husband: let’s get moving the park opens in 2 minutes !!!!!!!
I’m a lil tipsy but walking in the door and hearing “MAMA MAMA” is quite literally the best thing I’ve ever heard
October 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’m a lil tipsy but walking in the door and hearing “MAMA MAMA” is quite literally the best thing I’ve ever heard
Did my best to come up with fun activities for girlie and I on this rainy day. We painted & baked and decorated cookies.
October 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Did my best to come up with fun activities for girlie and I on this rainy day. We painted & baked and decorated cookies.
Does it make me a bad parent for actually despising holidays I have off but my husband doesn’t which makes me solo childcare for 10+ hours
October 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Does it make me a bad parent for actually despising holidays I have off but my husband doesn’t which makes me solo childcare for 10+ hours
My husband is being an ass about having to listen to TS - which I’m not surprised….but thanks for the reminder that I can’t like things or have differing interests
October 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
My husband is being an ass about having to listen to TS - which I’m not surprised….but thanks for the reminder that I can’t like things or have differing interests
My husband told me he didn’t know what delulu meant and he thought it was just a funny sound
October 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My husband told me he didn’t know what delulu meant and he thought it was just a funny sound
I have one day a week where I don’t have my support staff person….and every week on that one day I am humbled as to how completely inept I now am without support staff
September 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I have one day a week where I don’t have my support staff person….and every week on that one day I am humbled as to how completely inept I now am without support staff
Everyone listen to Mr. Mom in my husband’s honor today. He’s solo parenting while I get to go to the ravens game.
September 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Everyone listen to Mr. Mom in my husband’s honor today. He’s solo parenting while I get to go to the ravens game.
Tonight my toddler only wants to eat Taco Bell nacho cheese 🙃🙃
September 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Tonight my toddler only wants to eat Taco Bell nacho cheese 🙃🙃
This is my favorite parenting hack … box of magnets for kiddo to walk back and forth putting them on the fridge or dishwasher. I’m getting to peacefully read and drink a glass of wine.
September 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This is my favorite parenting hack … box of magnets for kiddo to walk back and forth putting them on the fridge or dishwasher. I’m getting to peacefully read and drink a glass of wine.
It’s respiratory virus season! Remember to get your Covid and flu shots. Vaccines are safe, effective, and save lives
September 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It’s respiratory virus season! Remember to get your Covid and flu shots. Vaccines are safe, effective, and save lives
Today was already a rough working mom morning leaving baby girl when she cried…only for my mom to text me and saying girlie keeps pointing at pictures of me saying “mama” and crying 😭😭😭
September 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Today was already a rough working mom morning leaving baby girl when she cried…only for my mom to text me and saying girlie keeps pointing at pictures of me saying “mama” and crying 😭😭😭
My brother: Grammy is inside watching her two children sleep
Me: so you’re telling me there’s hope?!
My brother: yeah, in 50 years
Me: so you’re telling me there’s hope?!
My brother: yeah, in 50 years
August 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My brother: Grammy is inside watching her two children sleep
Me: so you’re telling me there’s hope?!
My brother: yeah, in 50 years
Me: so you’re telling me there’s hope?!
My brother: yeah, in 50 years
Watching my toddler walk around the room to give me and both dogs hugs and kisses 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
August 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Watching my toddler walk around the room to give me and both dogs hugs and kisses 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Toddler got put in mommy time out (was mean to mommy - hitting and pulling hair) so now she isn’t allowed to interact with me for a small amount of time …. And honestly this is like a vacation
August 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Toddler got put in mommy time out (was mean to mommy - hitting and pulling hair) so now she isn’t allowed to interact with me for a small amount of time …. And honestly this is like a vacation
My husband and toddler are drinking a gallon of milk every 2 days. I am so sick of buying milk all the time. At this point I need to just buy a cow.
August 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My husband and toddler are drinking a gallon of milk every 2 days. I am so sick of buying milk all the time. At this point I need to just buy a cow.
Learning I’m getting transferred to have my work bestie be my new boss has me kinda 🙃🙃🙃
August 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Learning I’m getting transferred to have my work bestie be my new boss has me kinda 🙃🙃🙃
Looking at the cost of Christmas time flights to visit my husband’s family…..if I’m going to spend that kind of money I better be going to a destination
August 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Looking at the cost of Christmas time flights to visit my husband’s family…..if I’m going to spend that kind of money I better be going to a destination
Went to the post work usual stomping grounds for happy hour. I never open a tab. For some reason tonight I decided to open tab. And then promptly forgot to close it. 🙃🙃🙃
August 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Went to the post work usual stomping grounds for happy hour. I never open a tab. For some reason tonight I decided to open tab. And then promptly forgot to close it. 🙃🙃🙃
Toddler made the tiniest attempt at eating dinner. Melted down in the high chair. As soon as she was free she dragged me over to the pantry for the brownie I promised her after dinner. 😐😐
August 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Toddler made the tiniest attempt at eating dinner. Melted down in the high chair. As soon as she was free she dragged me over to the pantry for the brownie I promised her after dinner. 😐😐