Joreth Innkeeper
joreth.bsky.social
Joreth Innkeeper
@joreth.bsky.social
Solo polyamorous grey-ace chicana feminist atheist skeptic activist tomboy renaissance cat. More about me at http://joreth.dreamwidth.org and http://theinnbetween.net
[sings in Carly Rae Jepson] ♫ It's not Christmas til somebody dies ♫
This week's #MidweekMovieMarathon is Alternative Christmas with Rare Exports, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and of course Die Hard. Because Christmas doesn't start until Hans Gruber falls off the Nakatomi building! bit.ly/OnlineMovieM...
Virtual Movie Marathons - Movie Marathon
Join us for Movie Marathons online! We will be showing 3 movies on Wednesdays at 7 PM, 9 PM, and 11 PM Eastern Time (taken from the Big List Of Marathons) unless otherwise stated. The online theater...
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December 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Vaccines are basically Gene Wilder and Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles or the Three Amigos.

Q. How exactly do vaccines work if they don't prevent a virus from entering your body?

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How exactly do vaccines work if they don't prevent a virus from entering your body?
Joreth Innkeeper's answer: OK, so do you ever watch those cop dramas on TV? They do a bunch of research, figure out who the bad guy is, and then “put out a BOLO” to find the bad guy? That’s kind of w...
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May 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Q. How does your partner's body count affect the relationship?

A. ...my body count doesn’t really have any affect on my relationships. Strangely, being a hunter has very little to do with what kind of romantic partner I make.

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How does your partner's body count affect the relationship?
Joreth Innkeeper's answer: Well, I never really kept track of all the kills I’ve had, so I don’t have an exact number, but as far as I know, most of my partners think it’s pretty hot that I can provid...
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May 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Q. Is it bad to sleep with more than one person?
A. I have 2 sleep disorders. I have trouble sleeping *by myself*. Adding one other person to the bed means I don’t sleep the whole night. Sleeping with more than one person? Fucking forget it.

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Is it bad to sleep with more than one person?
Joreth Innkeeper's answer: I have 2 sleep disorders that makes sleeping in general challenging. I am frequently sleep deprived, which affects my daytime performance at pretty much everything. I have t...
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May 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
And you KNOW that I can't talk about Sinners without discussing the dancing! There are a lot of conversations going on about the music, and I'm sure I'll be sharing those discussions at some point. But so far I haven't seen much on the dancing.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAX3...
Sinners Dancers Revealed !! Juke Joint Scene Explained — Dance Styles, Symbolism & Forgotten History
YouTube video by Melany Centeno
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May 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
If you can tell by the sophistication of #Sinners that there were layers of stuff in there, but don't have exposure to some of the references in the film, here's a starting video that discusses a few of the top-layer references and subtext in the film: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWma...

SPOILERS
Sinners Explained: Hidden Meanings and Historical References #sinners
YouTube video by Reel Enigmas and Theories
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May 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Him: We don't want rapists and criminals in our country!
Him: [promptly invites Andrew Tate back in]
Him: [kicks out hardworking, tax-contributing non-criminals]
Him: [opens floodgates for white Afrikkaners to "escape" here]
#ItWasAlwaysAboutRacism
May 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"I want to give credit to my editors, who asked me to write 2,000 words on why Andrew Tate wears such tight pants. I submitted 3,700. They asked if I really needed to start w/a story about the industrial revolution & I said 'yes, absolutely don't cut'"
Because #FashionIsPolitical
May 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Me: hey chatGPT, show me a list of movies about mediocre bad guys picking a fight with a super bad ass because they don’t know who he is
ChatGPT: [insert Jason Statham’s filmography]
Me: yeah, OK, that’s fair.
May 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Married ladies might want to legally change your name back to your maiden name ASAP. Since you now need to show your birth certificate to vote & travel & your married name is not on that.
Weird, how disenfranchising brown people spilled over onto white ladies. Who could have seen that coming?
May 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Inflicting pain and horror on my loved ones in the form of terrible movies is one of my love languages. #Cinephile #Sadist
May 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I’m just sayin’ that if you aren’t using a pup boy in your scooby doo porn (as my bf suggested), you’re missing a major opportunity.
#NotGonnaDiscussHavingRealOrCGIDogsInPorn #ScoobyDooPornWithoutScoobyDooIsWrong
May 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Influencer: These are so much healthier because they're baked not fried [pours half a bottle of oil and a pound of butter over the vegetable, then covers them in white bread crumbs and lets them bake while sitting in all that fatty liquid and empty starch]
#FoodIsNotMoral #AllFoodHasNutritionalValue
May 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I watched Idiocracy when it first came out. It was ok. I'm not a fan of the accusations that we are headed for that ridiculous satire.

But then I watched the Legal Eagle review.

Made during F'Elon 47's first reign of terror.

We can't even satirize our government.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=v435...
Real Lawyer Reacts to Idiocracy (The Movie)
YouTube video by LegalEagle
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May 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Q. Why do people call me a white girl when I’m Hispanic?
A. Because A) the way we categorize people is not based on anything scientific and B) “Hispanic” is not an ethnicity.

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Tales From Aztlantis Episode 9: The Whiteness of “Latinx”
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Why do people call me a white girl when I’m Hispanic?
Joreth Innkeeper's answer: Because A) the way we categorize people is not based on anything scientific and B) “Hispanic” is not an ethnicity. I am chicana, specifically mestiza, which means that half...
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May 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This week's #MidweekMovieMarathon is Live Action + CGI (solo character) with such classics as Peter Rabbit, Paddington, and Scooby Doo! Join us on Wednesday for a FREE online triple feature! bit.ly/OnlineMovieM...
Virtual Movie Marathons - Movie Marathon
Join us for Movie Marathons online! We will be showing 3 movies on Wednesdays at 7 PM, 9 PM, and 11 PM EST (taken from the Big List Of Marathons) unless otherwise stated. The online theater will ope...
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March 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Them: [asks legal ? re: trademarked band logos]
Me: Srsly get a trademark lawyer. Don't fuck around. Any legal advice by net randos is useless in court so no matter what they say, ask your lawyer.
Them: We got lots of great advice! Even a lawyer answered!
Me: Good luck with your pending lawsuit!
March 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I started compiling a Big List O'Dance Movies! I'm limiting it specifically to movies about partner dancing. I may one day put together a list of all dance movies and categorize them by dance style, but that is not this list.
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Ballroom Dance Movies
Movies that feature ballroom dancing or social partner dancing of the sort that might be taught in a ballroom dance studio or a related partner dance studio such as Latin or swing dance studios. May ...
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March 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I am also open to hearing about new triple feature ideas. My list has gotten a little superhero heavy recently and I’d like to fill it in with marathons that are not already part of a franchise of some sort. For reference: www.listal.com/list/maratho...
Marathon Movies
Lists of my favorite triple features, and a few triple+ lists. This list does not include movies that appear on my Christmas marathon list (https://www.listal.com/list/winter-holiday-marathons) or m...
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March 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I am still on the lookout for mainstream (ish) movies that you saw kind of early on that made you go “ohhhhh! I’m into BDSM!” Or that possibly started you on your kink journey before you realized you were kinky.
1/4
March 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It amuses me to no end that I was "the pickiest eater" my mom had ever seen as a child, and yet now as an adult, I am consistently the "adventurous one".
1/3
March 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I will probably never not cry to Johnny Cash's cover of Nine Inch Nails' song Hurt, especially when paired with the video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI
#OneOfTheMostPerfectExamplesOfHowGenreCrossingCanMakeMusicBetter
Johnny Cash - Hurt
YouTube video by JohnnyCashVEVO
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March 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Him: Filking sounds like a sex act a sex worker would be hesitant to do.
Me: ...
Me: You're not *entirely* wrong...
#Nerds #WhatCountsAsForeplayForNerdsIsNotNecessarilyWhatOthersConsiderForeplay #NerdsAreAKinkyBunch #ButAlsoHumor
March 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
People thought I was being hyperbolic when I said I don’t believe my social security will be there for me or that I don’t expect to ever retire or that I would never have healthcare.
I really hate being right all the time.
March 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM