Jork Porkins
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in the Star Wars universe, our entire history is just a trilogy called "World Wars" and while I was mostly a slog and II was exceptionally bloody with cartoonishly evil villains, it had awesome action scenes.
III has been stuck in development hell for half a century, its our "winds of winter".
III has been stuck in development hell for half a century, its our "winds of winter".
Me: um should we peacefully hand over power to the nazis?
Every liberal:
Every liberal:
January 17, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Me: um should we peacefully hand over power to the nazis?
Every liberal:
Every liberal:
The excuses people break out when condescending to you err I mean "explaining" to you why the rich and powerful won't err I mean "can't" help you.
Its time to grow up.
Its time to grow up.
January 16, 2026 at 10:37 PM
The excuses people break out when condescending to you err I mean "explaining" to you why the rich and powerful won't err I mean "can't" help you.
Its time to grow up.
Its time to grow up.
in the Star Wars universe, our entire history is just a trilogy called "World Wars" and while I was mostly a slog and II was exceptionally bloody with cartoonishly evil villains, it had awesome action scenes.
III has been stuck in development hell for half a century, its our "winds of winter".
III has been stuck in development hell for half a century, its our "winds of winter".
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
in the Star Wars universe, our entire history is just a trilogy called "World Wars" and while I was mostly a slog and II was exceptionally bloody with cartoonishly evil villains, it had awesome action scenes.
III has been stuck in development hell for half a century, its our "winds of winter".
III has been stuck in development hell for half a century, its our "winds of winter".
you would think the jig would be up once they invented "even faker money" but I guess confronting that your entire worldview might be skewed is just too much man.
January 16, 2026 at 12:13 PM
you would think the jig would be up once they invented "even faker money" but I guess confronting that your entire worldview might be skewed is just too much man.
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To those still whining that people didn't vote for Harris - if a single election is the difference between what you consider normal and literal death camps, perhaps a single election never mattered and your culpability began long ago.
January 16, 2026 at 11:46 AM
To those still whining that people didn't vote for Harris - if a single election is the difference between what you consider normal and literal death camps, perhaps a single election never mattered and your culpability began long ago.
the people who were smugly and completely wrong in the past have another smug and wrong prediction?
say it ain't so!
say it ain't so!
January 16, 2026 at 11:38 AM
the people who were smugly and completely wrong in the past have another smug and wrong prediction?
say it ain't so!
say it ain't so!
you ever think about how the only person to have meaningfully challenged Trump at all was ol' Tommy Crooks?
January 16, 2026 at 11:11 AM
you ever think about how the only person to have meaningfully challenged Trump at all was ol' Tommy Crooks?
i'll never forget some of the things my father said before he died. He said:
"Son, why did you shoot me? blehhhhg"
miss you pops.
"Son, why did you shoot me? blehhhhg"
miss you pops.
January 15, 2026 at 11:50 PM
i'll never forget some of the things my father said before he died. He said:
"Son, why did you shoot me? blehhhhg"
miss you pops.
"Son, why did you shoot me? blehhhhg"
miss you pops.
I would have hit that torpedo shot too.
January 15, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I would have hit that torpedo shot too.