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in the Star Wars universe, our entire history is just a trilogy called "World Wars" and while I was mostly a slog and II was exceptionally bloody with cartoonishly evil villains, it had awesome action scenes.

III has been stuck in development hell for half a century, its our "winds of winter".
Me: um should we peacefully hand over power to the nazis?

Every liberal:
January 17, 2026 at 2:46 AM
The excuses people break out when condescending to you err I mean "explaining" to you why the rich and powerful won't err I mean "can't" help you.

Its time to grow up.
January 16, 2026 at 10:37 PM
in the Star Wars universe, our entire history is just a trilogy called "World Wars" and while I was mostly a slog and II was exceptionally bloody with cartoonishly evil villains, it had awesome action scenes.

III has been stuck in development hell for half a century, its our "winds of winter".
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
January 16, 2026 at 12:16 PM
you would think the jig would be up once they invented "even faker money" but I guess confronting that your entire worldview might be skewed is just too much man.
January 16, 2026 at 12:13 PM
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To those still whining that people didn't vote for Harris - if a single election is the difference between what you consider normal and literal death camps, perhaps a single election never mattered and your culpability began long ago.
January 16, 2026 at 11:46 AM
the people who were smugly and completely wrong in the past have another smug and wrong prediction?

say it ain't so!
January 16, 2026 at 11:38 AM
you ever think about how the only person to have meaningfully challenged Trump at all was ol' Tommy Crooks?
January 16, 2026 at 11:11 AM
i'll never forget some of the things my father said before he died. He said:

"Son, why did you shoot me? blehhhhg"

miss you pops.
January 15, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I would have hit that torpedo shot too.
January 15, 2026 at 11:22 PM