@jorleigh.bsky.social
Idk how one goes about starting a petition but istg I’m about to try to start one to force my apartment complex to get a second dumpster. This complex is fairly large and they only have one compactor dumpster and damn near every single day by the end of the day it is so full it’s overflowing.
December 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Idk how one goes about starting a petition but istg I’m about to try to start one to force my apartment complex to get a second dumpster. This complex is fairly large and they only have one compactor dumpster and damn near every single day by the end of the day it is so full it’s overflowing.
Why are there this many people at the grocery store at 230-330 on a Friday holy shit I couldn’t even pick up my prescription the line was that long.
December 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Why are there this many people at the grocery store at 230-330 on a Friday holy shit I couldn’t even pick up my prescription the line was that long.
I have just witnessed the most off the wall vet med adjacent post legitimately sitting here amazed. A person on threads is claiming that they took their own fecal sample to their vets office (they claimed it was their pets) and had them test it for parasites and it came back positive. People legit
December 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I have just witnessed the most off the wall vet med adjacent post legitimately sitting here amazed. A person on threads is claiming that they took their own fecal sample to their vets office (they claimed it was their pets) and had them test it for parasites and it came back positive. People legit
One of the Christmas presents I ordered for my niece has been delayed 3 times by Amazon I stg I ordered this thing with two weeks of time for shipping-it still hasn’t shipped yet the most recent update has it getting here Friday (we’re doing Christmas on Sun) I’ll lose my shit if it doesn’t make it
December 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
One of the Christmas presents I ordered for my niece has been delayed 3 times by Amazon I stg I ordered this thing with two weeks of time for shipping-it still hasn’t shipped yet the most recent update has it getting here Friday (we’re doing Christmas on Sun) I’ll lose my shit if it doesn’t make it
Just walked pretzel outside in a sweatshirt shorts and flip flops truly a classic southern winter series of events…. From literally freezing to the point my hands were numb last night to outside in shorts in roughly 12 hours. 🤣🤷♀️
December 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Just walked pretzel outside in a sweatshirt shorts and flip flops truly a classic southern winter series of events…. From literally freezing to the point my hands were numb last night to outside in shorts in roughly 12 hours. 🤣🤷♀️
I was not prepared for the temperature swing AL has had in the past 24 hrs. Baby jeebus the wind took my breath for a second- im inadequately prepared for temps this low without more than a day to acclimatize. So if you see me outside in a sweatshirt sweatpants and a queen comforter yall hush ok. 🤣
December 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I was not prepared for the temperature swing AL has had in the past 24 hrs. Baby jeebus the wind took my breath for a second- im inadequately prepared for temps this low without more than a day to acclimatize. So if you see me outside in a sweatshirt sweatpants and a queen comforter yall hush ok. 🤣
Yall I got one of those walking pads on prime day… let me tell you that thing is damn handy… while I’m cooking dinner or watching tv instead of sitting on my butt I walk on it… never thought I would use it as much as I have…. but I prefer to use it in socks so I legit have 0 excuses not to use it 🤣🤷♀️
December 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Yall I got one of those walking pads on prime day… let me tell you that thing is damn handy… while I’m cooking dinner or watching tv instead of sitting on my butt I walk on it… never thought I would use it as much as I have…. but I prefer to use it in socks so I legit have 0 excuses not to use it 🤣🤷♀️
Just accidentally went to sit down and literally slammed my knee into the back of my iPad (hard AF) managed to dent the dang thing-I’ve had this bad boy for over a decade… first bit of damage it’s had…. Thankfully the screen still works for now at least (it has a weird white spot)1/3
December 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Just accidentally went to sit down and literally slammed my knee into the back of my iPad (hard AF) managed to dent the dang thing-I’ve had this bad boy for over a decade… first bit of damage it’s had…. Thankfully the screen still works for now at least (it has a weird white spot)1/3
Did you know if you use an immersion blender on potatoes while trying to make mashed potatoes you basically create mashed potato flavored marshmallow whip that sticks to EVERYTHING-because I sure didn’t 🤣🤣🤣
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Did you know if you use an immersion blender on potatoes while trying to make mashed potatoes you basically create mashed potato flavored marshmallow whip that sticks to EVERYTHING-because I sure didn’t 🤣🤣🤣
So I just discovered that my q-anon spouting conspiracy theory loving anti vax/raw milk drinking wing of the family has been taking ozempic en mass…. I flat out told my dad the only way I was going to family Christmas was if he laid down a strict no politics/no ivermectin talk law otherwise 1/4
December 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
So I just discovered that my q-anon spouting conspiracy theory loving anti vax/raw milk drinking wing of the family has been taking ozempic en mass…. I flat out told my dad the only way I was going to family Christmas was if he laid down a strict no politics/no ivermectin talk law otherwise 1/4
The person who manages to meet all of their daily vitamin and nutrient needs while also hitting their protein and calorie goals has to be a magical unicorn… or possibly able to eat dramatically more food than I can in a day. Because like vegetables are great and low calorie but damn you have to eat
December 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The person who manages to meet all of their daily vitamin and nutrient needs while also hitting their protein and calorie goals has to be a magical unicorn… or possibly able to eat dramatically more food than I can in a day. Because like vegetables are great and low calorie but damn you have to eat
So retinol journey time-face looks great… significant improvement in crows feet and my 11 lines. Unfortunately my upper forehead lines appear to be here to stay as well as my marionette lines.. But also like I’m almost 40 with epic amounts of sun damage. So realistic expectations exceeded.
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
So retinol journey time-face looks great… significant improvement in crows feet and my 11 lines. Unfortunately my upper forehead lines appear to be here to stay as well as my marionette lines.. But also like I’m almost 40 with epic amounts of sun damage. So realistic expectations exceeded.
Sleeping the deep sleep of a dog with zero regrets that her human has been awake for the majority of the night to be sure she didn’t accidentally poison herself c/o chocolate chips. She actually sighed at me when I was checking her heart rate a few hours ago. 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Sleeping the deep sleep of a dog with zero regrets that her human has been awake for the majority of the night to be sure she didn’t accidentally poison herself c/o chocolate chips. She actually sighed at me when I was checking her heart rate a few hours ago. 🤣
Pretzel counter surfed while I was gone and managed to grab what was left of a bag of semi sweet chocolate chips. (Thankfully she’s too big for it to be an issue bc there was maybe 1/3-1/2 a bag left and she’s like 75lbs). When I got home I just looked at her and said honestly I get it 😂 because 1/2
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Pretzel counter surfed while I was gone and managed to grab what was left of a bag of semi sweet chocolate chips. (Thankfully she’s too big for it to be an issue bc there was maybe 1/3-1/2 a bag left and she’s like 75lbs). When I got home I just looked at her and said honestly I get it 😂 because 1/2
Pretzel ripped a hole in her new lambchop in like less than a day-therefore I have to perform surgery she has big feelings about the fact that I took her lambchop away and has been fussing at me intermittently for the last 12 hours. This dog who was scared of life is now a sass bucket 😂
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Pretzel ripped a hole in her new lambchop in like less than a day-therefore I have to perform surgery she has big feelings about the fact that I took her lambchop away and has been fussing at me intermittently for the last 12 hours. This dog who was scared of life is now a sass bucket 😂
I need to buy stock in the lambchop dog toy company…. Idk if it’s publicly traded or not but they have a chokehold on the market for dog stuffies. Like on Amazon most toys have a few thousand reviews lambchop is at like 78k. 🤣🤷♀️
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I need to buy stock in the lambchop dog toy company…. Idk if it’s publicly traded or not but they have a chokehold on the market for dog stuffies. Like on Amazon most toys have a few thousand reviews lambchop is at like 78k. 🤣🤷♀️
Just tried to diy-rice flour/powder for my face for exfoliation purposes-let me tell you that was a mistake 1. It took forever 2. I didn’t get it anywhere close to fine enough 3. because it wasn’t fine enough my skin is pissed 🤣 epic fail of the week for me.. will be buying a proper scrub asap 🤣🤷♀️
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Just tried to diy-rice flour/powder for my face for exfoliation purposes-let me tell you that was a mistake 1. It took forever 2. I didn’t get it anywhere close to fine enough 3. because it wasn’t fine enough my skin is pissed 🤣 epic fail of the week for me.. will be buying a proper scrub asap 🤣🤷♀️
Yall read these emails…. Because holy moly
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Yall read these emails…. Because holy moly
Just going to share this little tidbit for those of yall who have wondered how the GOP tea party movement and MAGA came to be… as someone who was pretty dialed in to gop politics in those days-what you just witnessed from senate democrats and the overwhelming rage in response is exactly how.
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Just going to share this little tidbit for those of yall who have wondered how the GOP tea party movement and MAGA came to be… as someone who was pretty dialed in to gop politics in those days-what you just witnessed from senate democrats and the overwhelming rage in response is exactly how.
How do you know your retinol is working?? Well I just got carded for a vape by a new employee at my regular store and that hasn’t happened in several years 🤣🤣 I happily walked outside and got my id and laughingly told her when she apologized girl I’m almost 40 I’m taking it as a compliment
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
How do you know your retinol is working?? Well I just got carded for a vape by a new employee at my regular store and that hasn’t happened in several years 🤣🤣 I happily walked outside and got my id and laughingly told her when she apologized girl I’m almost 40 I’m taking it as a compliment
Look I’m not trying to predict politics or anything but there is a billboard of Trump dressed up as the infamous Louis XVI and the fact that there’s 0 federal funding for special ED but the federal government has 300 million to build a vanity project ballroom on a busy highway in AL. Shits happening
October 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Look I’m not trying to predict politics or anything but there is a billboard of Trump dressed up as the infamous Louis XVI and the fact that there’s 0 federal funding for special ED but the federal government has 300 million to build a vanity project ballroom on a busy highway in AL. Shits happening
Yall know those people that post like the pretty fancy fridge organization videos… I need to know what the exact opposite of that is because like I love the organization aspect of it but I’m a cheap ass… so my freezer is organized by Amazon boxes… my fridge has fairlife bottles with the labels 1/2
October 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Yall know those people that post like the pretty fancy fridge organization videos… I need to know what the exact opposite of that is because like I love the organization aspect of it but I’m a cheap ass… so my freezer is organized by Amazon boxes… my fridge has fairlife bottles with the labels 1/2
Got a walking pad during the prime sale- proceeded to pull my back out lifting this awkward as hell heavy ass box into my apartment 🤣🤣🤣 had to call for a refill of my muscle relaxers and explain how I pulled my back muscles because I was following the drs advice about increasing my steps-
October 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Got a walking pad during the prime sale- proceeded to pull my back out lifting this awkward as hell heavy ass box into my apartment 🤣🤣🤣 had to call for a refill of my muscle relaxers and explain how I pulled my back muscles because I was following the drs advice about increasing my steps-
If yall are struggling with groceries and you have a Winn Dixie in your area-let me tell you their sales+rewards+discounts for rewards members is absolutely fire. Some of the sales on meat are only on specific days but it’s so damn worth it. I literally saved 55 dollars between sales&rewards points.
October 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
If yall are struggling with groceries and you have a Winn Dixie in your area-let me tell you their sales+rewards+discounts for rewards members is absolutely fire. Some of the sales on meat are only on specific days but it’s so damn worth it. I literally saved 55 dollars between sales&rewards points.
It’s a spider bite on my face 🤣🤷♀️-which makes the waiting worthwhile. Sigh those sneaky little assholes.
September 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It’s a spider bite on my face 🤣🤷♀️-which makes the waiting worthwhile. Sigh those sneaky little assholes.