El Señor Mxyzptlk
@jornreinsel.bsky.social
At this point we might as well get weird.
I host bar trivia and dabble in obsessions; these days it’s vaporwave.
All Cats Are Beautiful. Trans rights or GTFO. Miss you Franklin.
I host bar trivia and dabble in obsessions; these days it’s vaporwave.
All Cats Are Beautiful. Trans rights or GTFO. Miss you Franklin.
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Look it’s pretty simple. I’m not wasting my time with nazis, transphobes, crypto/AI simps, antivaxers, or any other dopes. You act like a cock, you get the block. I won’t even remember you later. You dummies are busy ruining the world, you don’t need to be on my feed too.
Being obsessed with vaporwave sometimes means pulling over to the side of the road to wait for a noon bandcamp vinyl drop
January 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Being obsessed with vaporwave sometimes means pulling over to the side of the road to wait for a noon bandcamp vinyl drop
I’d love to see the discourse on the far-flung day when some insufferable dude takes his oath of office with his hand on a dog-eared copy of infinite jest
January 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I’d love to see the discourse on the far-flung day when some insufferable dude takes his oath of office with his hand on a dog-eared copy of infinite jest
Goddammit I leave the city for a week and it goes socialist without me?? Can’t wait to get back home to brooklyn, hell yes
January 1, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Goddammit I leave the city for a week and it goes socialist without me?? Can’t wait to get back home to brooklyn, hell yes
I watch too many videos about spacetime and it makes my brain spin out. Like, maybe matter is not just *in*, but *an aspect of* spacetime? And matter is just tightly arranged energy, and the arranging of energy draws spacetime in around itself which curves space? And I still have to go to work?
January 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I watch too many videos about spacetime and it makes my brain spin out. Like, maybe matter is not just *in*, but *an aspect of* spacetime? And matter is just tightly arranged energy, and the arranging of energy draws spacetime in around itself which curves space? And I still have to go to work?
I can’t help but wonder about the interiority of the pluribus hive mind. It seems like it has no reason to create anything new. It’s just in a sort of stasis, equilibrium. It will maintain itself within its limits, but does it even want to do anything else? It merely is.
December 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I can’t help but wonder about the interiority of the pluribus hive mind. It seems like it has no reason to create anything new. It’s just in a sort of stasis, equilibrium. It will maintain itself within its limits, but does it even want to do anything else? It merely is.
If you ever become bluesky’s main character for the day, you kinda owe it to everyone to go all in and crash out a little. Give back to the community, share a bit of the joy you’ve gotten from your predecessors, really get pissy about it
December 31, 2025 at 2:34 AM
If you ever become bluesky’s main character for the day, you kinda owe it to everyone to go all in and crash out a little. Give back to the community, share a bit of the joy you’ve gotten from your predecessors, really get pissy about it
A good sign you’re not keeping up with the times is when the Strands puzzle is a bunch of the year’s biggest hit singles, and you have to spend ten minutes on it because none of the words you see look like any songs you’ve ever heard of
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
A good sign you’re not keeping up with the times is when the Strands puzzle is a bunch of the year’s biggest hit singles, and you have to spend ten minutes on it because none of the words you see look like any songs you’ve ever heard of
🎶Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak/somewhere in this town🎵
Hey buddy might I recommend you check at the jail?
Hey buddy might I recommend you check at the jail?
December 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
🎶Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak/somewhere in this town🎵
Hey buddy might I recommend you check at the jail?
Hey buddy might I recommend you check at the jail?
finally I can crank my knob while driving again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
finally I can crank my knob while driving again
I only saw avatar 1 and I doubt I’ll ever bother with the others but I can’t help but wonder if STDs just spread like crazy through those psychic link tubes, like does the whole planet have na’viorrhea like the koalas or what
December 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I only saw avatar 1 and I doubt I’ll ever bother with the others but I can’t help but wonder if STDs just spread like crazy through those psychic link tubes, like does the whole planet have na’viorrhea like the koalas or what
I felt like the Paraguayan dude on Pluribus was speaking directly to a.i. in the last ep.
Nothing on this planet is yours.
Nothing.
You cannot give me anything, because all that you have is stolen.
You don’t belong here.
Nothing on this planet is yours.
Nothing.
You cannot give me anything, because all that you have is stolen.
You don’t belong here.
December 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I felt like the Paraguayan dude on Pluribus was speaking directly to a.i. in the last ep.
Nothing on this planet is yours.
Nothing.
You cannot give me anything, because all that you have is stolen.
You don’t belong here.
Nothing on this planet is yours.
Nothing.
You cannot give me anything, because all that you have is stolen.
You don’t belong here.
The Who’s “Tommy” was the first gamergate
December 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The Who’s “Tommy” was the first gamergate
In a truly classless society I would get to be a pet sometimes
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
In a truly classless society I would get to be a pet sometimes
One way you know astrology isn’t real is that nobody plans c-sections to tailor bespoke personalities for their children. If it were true, you could predict the outcome and use the system to your advantage.
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
One way you know astrology isn’t real is that nobody plans c-sections to tailor bespoke personalities for their children. If it were true, you could predict the outcome and use the system to your advantage.
The Big Bang Theory is so unrealistic. In the real world they would all be in an extremely rules-intensive polycule
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The Big Bang Theory is so unrealistic. In the real world they would all be in an extremely rules-intensive polycule
rfk jr has absolutely tasted long pig
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
rfk jr has absolutely tasted long pig
It’s a little harder to watch 30 Rock now because you just know Jack would be in the epstein files
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
It’s a little harder to watch 30 Rock now because you just know Jack would be in the epstein files
When Off Your Face by My Bloody Valentine subtly slips from the verse to the chorus, you might not even realize it but your limbic system will know
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
When Off Your Face by My Bloody Valentine subtly slips from the verse to the chorus, you might not even realize it but your limbic system will know
I love that when they call her, her caller ID says “IT’S US, CAROL”
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I love that when they call her, her caller ID says “IT’S US, CAROL”
Ok wait is carol going to become the queen of this hivemind
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Ok wait is carol going to become the queen of this hivemind
Just caught the first two eps of Pluribus. What a *huge* idea, I find it so compelling. After the first episode I found myself hoping it would be an anthology where every episode was the first day from another of the unjoined’s perspectives. There’s so much fertile territory here, I’m stunned
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Just caught the first two eps of Pluribus. What a *huge* idea, I find it so compelling. After the first episode I found myself hoping it would be an anthology where every episode was the first day from another of the unjoined’s perspectives. There’s so much fertile territory here, I’m stunned
What a day. In the morning we learned a mass murderer died, and in the evening we saw a serial sexual assaulter get humiliated. Fascism on the back foot for the first time in a while, it’s great to see. Really great work Zohran, I wish the Dems would take some notes from you
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
What a day. In the morning we learned a mass murderer died, and in the evening we saw a serial sexual assaulter get humiliated. Fascism on the back foot for the first time in a while, it’s great to see. Really great work Zohran, I wish the Dems would take some notes from you
if you still haven’t used an ai at this point you get to call yourself a gold star luddite
October 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
if you still haven’t used an ai at this point you get to call yourself a gold star luddite
Frankly I don’t think they’re planning to reconvene the house of representatives. I think they’re going to attempt to make this the new normal by just moving forward and never blinking. Their whole mission is to strip the country for parts and they’re doing fine at that without the house
October 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Frankly I don’t think they’re planning to reconvene the house of representatives. I think they’re going to attempt to make this the new normal by just moving forward and never blinking. Their whole mission is to strip the country for parts and they’re doing fine at that without the house
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October 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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