Jorpex
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Ever learn something new just by like concentrating and thinking about it? A little like the head knowledge port Matrix deal. I just like thought about all the occasions I looked around something and saw the Taco Bell employee work. I then just kinda solved how to roll up a burrito.
December 20, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Ever learn something new just by like concentrating and thinking about it? A little like the head knowledge port Matrix deal. I just like thought about all the occasions I looked around something and saw the Taco Bell employee work. I then just kinda solved how to roll up a burrito.
Shouldn’t they be spelled like thea? I mean really think about it. The-A. Why a Y?
December 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Shouldn’t they be spelled like thea? I mean really think about it. The-A. Why a Y?
Remember the crisping sleeve thing that used to come with Hot Pockets. Like, what was it made of, low grade aluminum? Why did they stop making them? Cardboard-metal material rare and expensive?
December 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Remember the crisping sleeve thing that used to come with Hot Pockets. Like, what was it made of, low grade aluminum? Why did they stop making them? Cardboard-metal material rare and expensive?
Dairy Queen promotion idea: work with a sports betting app - Peanut Buster Parlay.
May 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Dairy Queen promotion idea: work with a sports betting app - Peanut Buster Parlay.
I have an idea for a cooking competition show. It’s call “Yes, Jeff.”
Each contestant and judge is named Jeff.
Each contestant and judge is named Jeff.
April 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I have an idea for a cooking competition show. It’s call “Yes, Jeff.”
Each contestant and judge is named Jeff.
Each contestant and judge is named Jeff.
New(?) slang I want us to try-
“That’s Kiddie Pool”
Something isn’t all that deep. Example “That art is kiddie pool. Just ‘cause you have toilet paper tubes lying around doesn’t mean you gotta use them.” Or “You telling me both the mayor and the president are kiddie pool?”
“That’s Kiddie Pool”
Something isn’t all that deep. Example “That art is kiddie pool. Just ‘cause you have toilet paper tubes lying around doesn’t mean you gotta use them.” Or “You telling me both the mayor and the president are kiddie pool?”
April 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
New(?) slang I want us to try-
“That’s Kiddie Pool”
Something isn’t all that deep. Example “That art is kiddie pool. Just ‘cause you have toilet paper tubes lying around doesn’t mean you gotta use them.” Or “You telling me both the mayor and the president are kiddie pool?”
“That’s Kiddie Pool”
Something isn’t all that deep. Example “That art is kiddie pool. Just ‘cause you have toilet paper tubes lying around doesn’t mean you gotta use them.” Or “You telling me both the mayor and the president are kiddie pool?”
I am waiting on my car getting serviced. Apparently there is a Fox channel called Live Now. Currently, they are showing a Saint Patrick’s Day parade in Atlanta. Kinda bonkers. For a while earlier it was just looking down an empty street waiting.
March 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I am waiting on my car getting serviced. Apparently there is a Fox channel called Live Now. Currently, they are showing a Saint Patrick’s Day parade in Atlanta. Kinda bonkers. For a while earlier it was just looking down an empty street waiting.
You also fish?
No, I am just human.
No, I am just human.
February 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
You also fish?
No, I am just human.
No, I am just human.
Ever come up with an amazing band name and google it and find a bunch for bands have existed with that name? Example: Slack Luster
February 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Ever come up with an amazing band name and google it and find a bunch for bands have existed with that name? Example: Slack Luster
At the driver’s license office and pretty sure I overheard- “My part time job is to spend money.”
New classic folksy thing to say.
New classic folksy thing to say.
February 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
At the driver’s license office and pretty sure I overheard- “My part time job is to spend money.”
New classic folksy thing to say.
New classic folksy thing to say.
I went to take some of our recycling to the bin outside and found what I believe to be a bag of dog fecal matter at the bottom of it. I am happy that they picked it up, but a little displeased that they couldn’t put it in trash a couple feet away. I didn’t enjoy reaching down to retrieve it.
February 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I went to take some of our recycling to the bin outside and found what I believe to be a bag of dog fecal matter at the bottom of it. I am happy that they picked it up, but a little displeased that they couldn’t put it in trash a couple feet away. I didn’t enjoy reaching down to retrieve it.
Bon Iver is a band name. I worked a Barnes & Noble for a minute.
February 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Bon Iver is a band name. I worked a Barnes & Noble for a minute.
This one held its shape nicely.
February 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This one held its shape nicely.
In a dream, there were a bunch of food vendors. I looked around at people at the picnic tables. Everyone was eating hotdogs without buns. Some people had them split with whole pickles inside.On the table was something called “pickle seasoning.” It was relish.
buns.so
January 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
In a dream, there were a bunch of food vendors. I looked around at people at the picnic tables. Everyone was eating hotdogs without buns. Some people had them split with whole pickles inside.On the table was something called “pickle seasoning.” It was relish.
Guy on Wheel of Fortune said he ate 13 pancakes in one sitting. It begs the question, “how many did he eat in one standing?”
January 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Guy on Wheel of Fortune said he ate 13 pancakes in one sitting. It begs the question, “how many did he eat in one standing?”
Do you ever see a port-a-potty and think “what an exotic location. Maybe that would be an experience.”?
#portajohnathan #ponders
#portajohnathan #ponders
January 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Do you ever see a port-a-potty and think “what an exotic location. Maybe that would be an experience.”?
#portajohnathan #ponders
#portajohnathan #ponders
Setting: Waiting for my sandwich.
Employee: “grilled cheese sandwich?”
Guy beside me: I had a BLT
Employee goes back to screen: yes, a grilled cheese with no cheese.
Guy: no. I had a bacon, lettuce, and tomato.
I step in to give a thumbs up to both of them and act as translator.
Employee: “grilled cheese sandwich?”
Guy beside me: I had a BLT
Employee goes back to screen: yes, a grilled cheese with no cheese.
Guy: no. I had a bacon, lettuce, and tomato.
I step in to give a thumbs up to both of them and act as translator.
January 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Setting: Waiting for my sandwich.
Employee: “grilled cheese sandwich?”
Guy beside me: I had a BLT
Employee goes back to screen: yes, a grilled cheese with no cheese.
Guy: no. I had a bacon, lettuce, and tomato.
I step in to give a thumbs up to both of them and act as translator.
Employee: “grilled cheese sandwich?”
Guy beside me: I had a BLT
Employee goes back to screen: yes, a grilled cheese with no cheese.
Guy: no. I had a bacon, lettuce, and tomato.
I step in to give a thumbs up to both of them and act as translator.
Sitting at the windshield repair place with headphones in. A lady’s cellphone very loudly says the word “wow.” Then you would think that scrambling she did was turning the volume down…no. What followed was the louder than I believed a phone could be. She did apologize.
January 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Sitting at the windshield repair place with headphones in. A lady’s cellphone very loudly says the word “wow.” Then you would think that scrambling she did was turning the volume down…no. What followed was the louder than I believed a phone could be. She did apologize.
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
I am trying to increase the content on here.
January 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I am trying to increase the content on here.
Here is another refried bean pic.
January 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Here is another refried bean pic.