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Jorple 😈
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A small fluffy caramel brown dog sits atop a pillow. Their backdrop is a beaucolic grassland vista filled with green grass and trees. The bright, warm evening sunlight peaks above a distant mountain range, softly lighting the mysterious caramel dog in the foreground. The photo is presented with a BBC NEWS logo. The headline reads: "Scientists reveal the secret" The dog's expression is gormless.
September 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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September 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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September 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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A screenshot of a Facebook marketplace listing, titled" 2018 Pegasus Oppressor MK II" the image shows a CGI purple hover bike parked on a typical suburban home patio. The price is $3,420,000. Down from $3,800,000. Listed 7 days ago in Ozark, AL
September 3, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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A white woman with flowing brunette hair gently kneels atop a blurry satin pink backdrop, the edges trimmed with patterned frills. In sparkling pink text reads: I'm scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?
September 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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A fluffy orange cat, drenched in purple light. The photo is slightly blurry, as if it were a selfie taken in haste by the cat itself.
September 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Your many career choices! A green blob with eyes and a mouth is surrounded by various evolutions: One that looks like a mango, another that looks like a kiwi fruit, the next is a sort of bug larva with a spotty mushroom top, then it's a simple orange blob with legs as well as eyes and a mouth. Up next is the strangest, a clam like creature with a large purple tongue. The last 4 in this circle that surround the original species are mostly unremarkable, with the exception of a beaked flaming blob.
September 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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July 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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July 7, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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A blue crab getting sick air off the plywood ramp of an indoor skate bowl. Its claws are outstretched, as it looks to the sky. It knows it looks cool. Especially with the colour matched cobalt trucks.
February 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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