Judd Hirsch Sleep Experiment
@jortsneeze.gay
In 1978 actor Judd Hirsch underwent a series of experiments to learn more about the human sleep cycle. This account posts an automated recollection of brain activity collected throughout. This account is not monitored.
Yamcha in the crater
February 1, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Yamcha in the crater
I think it's imperative to a healthy lifestyle to listen to at least a little fast punk with a guy who cannot sing for the life of him
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I think it's imperative to a healthy lifestyle to listen to at least a little fast punk with a guy who cannot sing for the life of him
Back in the early days of the KGB we were covertly working on our sleeper cell program. I had volunteered to undergo the intense psychological training necessary to activate on command. Unfortunately some wires got crossed during training and now I cum on command anytime someone says "Earthworm Jim"
January 30, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Back in the early days of the KGB we were covertly working on our sleeper cell program. I had volunteered to undergo the intense psychological training necessary to activate on command. Unfortunately some wires got crossed during training and now I cum on command anytime someone says "Earthworm Jim"
I am trying to come up with ways to fund a pretty pricey purchase and coming up totally short. I fear my skills are not very marketable without the overhead of Every Other Motherfucker On Earth Competing With Me. I don't really have much reach in any social circle either!
January 29, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I am trying to come up with ways to fund a pretty pricey purchase and coming up totally short. I fear my skills are not very marketable without the overhead of Every Other Motherfucker On Earth Competing With Me. I don't really have much reach in any social circle either!
The reaction we have to the things we do depending on specific variables is interesting to me. The first time I walked into the spice scale at WinCo I was with someone and laughed it off. The second time I walked into the spice scale at WinCo I was alone and felt embarrassed
January 28, 2026 at 4:05 AM
The reaction we have to the things we do depending on specific variables is interesting to me. The first time I walked into the spice scale at WinCo I was with someone and laughed it off. The second time I walked into the spice scale at WinCo I was alone and felt embarrassed
My 2nd Tranniversary was recently and now that I've remembered I'd like to discuss the changes.
1. My skin is very soft
2. I have been peeing like Mao's wife for 2 years now
3. My boobs have tripled in size. Thank you hormone imbalance
4. I am a crybaby
5. My ego and prostate have doubled in size
1. My skin is very soft
2. I have been peeing like Mao's wife for 2 years now
3. My boobs have tripled in size. Thank you hormone imbalance
4. I am a crybaby
5. My ego and prostate have doubled in size
January 27, 2026 at 5:57 PM
My 2nd Tranniversary was recently and now that I've remembered I'd like to discuss the changes.
1. My skin is very soft
2. I have been peeing like Mao's wife for 2 years now
3. My boobs have tripled in size. Thank you hormone imbalance
4. I am a crybaby
5. My ego and prostate have doubled in size
1. My skin is very soft
2. I have been peeing like Mao's wife for 2 years now
3. My boobs have tripled in size. Thank you hormone imbalance
4. I am a crybaby
5. My ego and prostate have doubled in size
My ceaseless loyalty to the Panda Express regime has netted me a free meal AND the pseudo-random number generator used to shuffle my music yielded a Good Pick. Due to these favorable outcomes in an otherwise cold world I'm predicting an early death
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My ceaseless loyalty to the Panda Express regime has netted me a free meal AND the pseudo-random number generator used to shuffle my music yielded a Good Pick. Due to these favorable outcomes in an otherwise cold world I'm predicting an early death
Folks, they want you to believe that I had two bowls of cereal with expired milk. That is what they want you to believe. I am here to tell you that I did not have two bowls of cereal with expired milk. They will say "Oh, but the label says it's best by 1/23/26!" But think about it, America, does tha
January 26, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Folks, they want you to believe that I had two bowls of cereal with expired milk. That is what they want you to believe. I am here to tell you that I did not have two bowls of cereal with expired milk. They will say "Oh, but the label says it's best by 1/23/26!" But think about it, America, does tha
I did not install Linux on my desktop to free myself of Microsoft's shackles, but instead because a lack of kernel level anti-cheat means I cannot fall for the evil ways of whatever FPS shooter is coming out at any given point
January 26, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I did not install Linux on my desktop to free myself of Microsoft's shackles, but instead because a lack of kernel level anti-cheat means I cannot fall for the evil ways of whatever FPS shooter is coming out at any given point
Just woke up from the nap critics are calling “popeye eating spinach from a can”
January 26, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Just woke up from the nap critics are calling “popeye eating spinach from a can”
Just now realizing that Metatron is some high ranking angel and not that bad bitch from undertale
January 25, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Just now realizing that Metatron is some high ranking angel and not that bad bitch from undertale
Stepping through a dark minefield of my shoes and belt
January 25, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Stepping through a dark minefield of my shoes and belt