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Jortz
@jortz.bsky.social
· Jan 31
Every day I put on my little clown shoes and honk my nose like what more could you possibly ask for from a man
Public storied as a reminder
April 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Public storied as a reminder
If you are a classically trained singer going to bar karaoke I think I should be allowed to throw rocks at you
April 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
If you are a classically trained singer going to bar karaoke I think I should be allowed to throw rocks at you
Every woman with a boyfriend who lives in a different state wants the mustache back 🙄
March 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Every woman with a boyfriend who lives in a different state wants the mustache back 🙄
Every year I watch Capcom Cup and I’m like damn street fighter is sick as hell I should play it and then I do and it’s hard as balls and stressful
March 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Every year I watch Capcom Cup and I’m like damn street fighter is sick as hell I should play it and then I do and it’s hard as balls and stressful
It is legitimately insane to me that people I haven’t seen or heard from since 2017 are inviting me to their weddings in 2025
March 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It is legitimately insane to me that people I haven’t seen or heard from since 2017 are inviting me to their weddings in 2025
Nosferatu but it’s set in Bushwick
February 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Nosferatu but it’s set in Bushwick
If anyone could pull it off why not me?
February 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
If anyone could pull it off why not me?
I’ve been to this bar enough times I think they’ll let me get away with rolling up dressed as an evil cowboy
February 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’ve been to this bar enough times I think they’ll let me get away with rolling up dressed as an evil cowboy
Every day I put on my little clown shoes and honk my nose like what more could you possibly ask for from a man
January 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Every day I put on my little clown shoes and honk my nose like what more could you possibly ask for from a man
January 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Working on the crucifix
December 27, 2023 at 4:20 AM
Working on the crucifix