Josef
@josef97.bsky.social
Avid fan of Leeds United. Talks about other stuff too. Often nerdy stuff. Not much of an audience for the crossover.
I once had my big coat returned to me two years after I lost it.
February 18, 2026 at 8:46 AM
I once had my big coat returned to me two years after I lost it.
He had a great game from a shot stopping perspective. He had one corner that he flapped at a bit but the next one he punched away confidently.
Pope is desperate for him to fail so that Darlow can come in (up the brits and all that) and so he can laud how smart he is.
Pope is desperate for him to fail so that Darlow can come in (up the brits and all that) and so he can laud how smart he is.
February 16, 2026 at 10:03 PM
He had a great game from a shot stopping perspective. He had one corner that he flapped at a bit but the next one he punched away confidently.
Pope is desperate for him to fail so that Darlow can come in (up the brits and all that) and so he can laud how smart he is.
Pope is desperate for him to fail so that Darlow can come in (up the brits and all that) and so he can laud how smart he is.
Away at Norwich if season so far is anything to go by.
February 16, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Away at Norwich if season so far is anything to go by.
Nothing more tedious than someone who complains about other people liking something.
Much rather have my personality be defined by something I enjoy than something I don't.
Much rather have my personality be defined by something I enjoy than something I don't.
February 14, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Nothing more tedious than someone who complains about other people liking something.
Much rather have my personality be defined by something I enjoy than something I don't.
Much rather have my personality be defined by something I enjoy than something I don't.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Is there a worse smell in football
Than Allardyce having a poo?
Totally improvised.
Violets are Blue
Is there a worse smell in football
Than Allardyce having a poo?
Totally improvised.
February 14, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Is there a worse smell in football
Than Allardyce having a poo?
Totally improvised.
Violets are Blue
Is there a worse smell in football
Than Allardyce having a poo?
Totally improvised.
Yeah, but no use risking him, so might as well keep Nmecha in and have DCL on bench if we need him.
February 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Yeah, but no use risking him, so might as well keep Nmecha in and have DCL on bench if we need him.
I don't get why he wouldn't start Nmecha if we are expecting DCL back for Villa.
February 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I don't get why he wouldn't start Nmecha if we are expecting DCL back for Villa.
I'd rather have nobody than Liz Truss.
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I'd rather have nobody than Liz Truss.
I suppose you'd rather have the sudden upfront payment than having six managers on the wage bill because you keep sacking them?
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
February 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I suppose you'd rather have the sudden upfront payment than having six managers on the wage bill because you keep sacking them?
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
Imagine the sounds that guy who listens in to people on the toilet at work would have heard.
February 11, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Imagine the sounds that guy who listens in to people on the toilet at work would have heard.
I don't see Forest appointing a better manager than Dyche, given that he is their third of the campaign. Imagine the hit to their PSR just from managerial payouts.
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I don't see Forest appointing a better manager than Dyche, given that he is their third of the campaign. Imagine the hit to their PSR just from managerial payouts.
And a place higher up. Lovely stuff. Time to put Brighton under some pressure, I think.
February 10, 2026 at 10:53 PM
And a place higher up. Lovely stuff. Time to put Brighton under some pressure, I think.
Thats a nice picture of two people mentioned more frequently in the Epstein Files than Kier Starmer.
February 10, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Thats a nice picture of two people mentioned more frequently in the Epstein Files than Kier Starmer.
I think everyone who works in retail has these kind of things. Don't offer bags or receipts, don't give a cordial farewell, actively wait before you go and serve them. Not that I would do any of those, mind.
February 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I think everyone who works in retail has these kind of things. Don't offer bags or receipts, don't give a cordial farewell, actively wait before you go and serve them. Not that I would do any of those, mind.
Conversely, when my sister saw the halls I lived in at the University of Leicester she said it looked like a prison.
February 9, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Conversely, when my sister saw the halls I lived in at the University of Leicester she said it looked like a prison.
Take it up with Terry Pratchett.
February 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Take it up with Terry Pratchett.
Or buying tin opener that works fine for a few months needing to be replaced vs buying a more expensive tin opener that lasts you many years. Seems akin to the sentiment expressed in the fess.
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Or buying tin opener that works fine for a few months needing to be replaced vs buying a more expensive tin opener that lasts you many years. Seems akin to the sentiment expressed in the fess.
I'd love to. I have looked but I can't even find a way of setting a default font so I was never going to find it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I'd love to. I have looked but I can't even find a way of setting a default font so I was never going to find it.
He looks like a guy who wears glasses not because he needs them but because he thinks they make him look more intelligent.
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 PM
He looks like a guy who wears glasses not because he needs them but because he thinks they make him look more intelligent.
Writing on Word and the autopredict feature (which I rarely use anyway) is either suggesting a repeat of the word I just wrote or a random stream of letters. Bizarre. Makes the product so much less useable.
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Writing on Word and the autopredict feature (which I rarely use anyway) is either suggesting a repeat of the word I just wrote or a random stream of letters. Bizarre. Makes the product so much less useable.
West Ham have played some favourable matches, so will be about how they carry that into their middling/tougher fixtures to come. Need to keep winning, though.
We play an in form Chelsea, then shaky Villa and unpredictable City. Struggle to see us getting more than 3 pts as maximum. 2 I would take.
We play an in form Chelsea, then shaky Villa and unpredictable City. Struggle to see us getting more than 3 pts as maximum. 2 I would take.
February 8, 2026 at 1:41 PM
West Ham have played some favourable matches, so will be about how they carry that into their middling/tougher fixtures to come. Need to keep winning, though.
We play an in form Chelsea, then shaky Villa and unpredictable City. Struggle to see us getting more than 3 pts as maximum. 2 I would take.
We play an in form Chelsea, then shaky Villa and unpredictable City. Struggle to see us getting more than 3 pts as maximum. 2 I would take.