Josef
@josefeagon.bsky.social
I rewrite Aesop’s Fables for fun and post my thoughts on whatever catches my eye. Say hi.
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Josef
@josefeagon.bsky.social
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Hi. My name is Josef.
I say things. I do things. I go places.
I write fables.
You can expect me to keep doing stuff.
Here is a picture of my dog.
I say things. I do things. I go places.
I write fables.
You can expect me to keep doing stuff.
Here is a picture of my dog.
Did not realize on the dark urge quest in BG3 that you HAVE to kill Isobel…
So I’ve done something truly diabolical.
I prevented her from being kidnapped. Rescued the prisoners from moonrise.
Then disintegrated Isobel while she was reading in her room.
So I’ve done something truly diabolical.
I prevented her from being kidnapped. Rescued the prisoners from moonrise.
Then disintegrated Isobel while she was reading in her room.
January 24, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Did not realize on the dark urge quest in BG3 that you HAVE to kill Isobel…
So I’ve done something truly diabolical.
I prevented her from being kidnapped. Rescued the prisoners from moonrise.
Then disintegrated Isobel while she was reading in her room.
So I’ve done something truly diabolical.
I prevented her from being kidnapped. Rescued the prisoners from moonrise.
Then disintegrated Isobel while she was reading in her room.
The Pig and the Dog
A Pig and a Dog were exchanging insults when the Pig swore by Aphrodite’s beauty to rip the Dog to shreds with her tusks.
“A grubby sow like you invokes her favor,” the Dog barked, “while she bars any stinking of your bacon from her temple.”
A Pig and a Dog were exchanging insults when the Pig swore by Aphrodite’s beauty to rip the Dog to shreds with her tusks.
“A grubby sow like you invokes her favor,” the Dog barked, “while she bars any stinking of your bacon from her temple.”
January 24, 2026 at 2:00 AM
The Pig and the Dog
A Pig and a Dog were exchanging insults when the Pig swore by Aphrodite’s beauty to rip the Dog to shreds with her tusks.
“A grubby sow like you invokes her favor,” the Dog barked, “while she bars any stinking of your bacon from her temple.”
A Pig and a Dog were exchanging insults when the Pig swore by Aphrodite’s beauty to rip the Dog to shreds with her tusks.
“A grubby sow like you invokes her favor,” the Dog barked, “while she bars any stinking of your bacon from her temple.”
The Goat and the Donkey
A Goat was envious that a Donkey received an extra meal each day. He decided to deceive the Donkey under the guise of counsel.
A Goat was envious that a Donkey received an extra meal each day. He decided to deceive the Donkey under the guise of counsel.
January 22, 2026 at 2:40 PM
The Goat and the Donkey
A Goat was envious that a Donkey received an extra meal each day. He decided to deceive the Donkey under the guise of counsel.
A Goat was envious that a Donkey received an extra meal each day. He decided to deceive the Donkey under the guise of counsel.
The Dog and the Ferryman
A Dog stood before a roaring river, perplexed at how he might proceed. A Ferryman, resting along the river’s edge, recognized the look of bewilderment. “Allow me to take you across,” he offered.
A Dog stood before a roaring river, perplexed at how he might proceed. A Ferryman, resting along the river’s edge, recognized the look of bewilderment. “Allow me to take you across,” he offered.
January 21, 2026 at 4:22 PM
The Dog and the Ferryman
A Dog stood before a roaring river, perplexed at how he might proceed. A Ferryman, resting along the river’s edge, recognized the look of bewilderment. “Allow me to take you across,” he offered.
A Dog stood before a roaring river, perplexed at how he might proceed. A Ferryman, resting along the river’s edge, recognized the look of bewilderment. “Allow me to take you across,” he offered.
Aesop's Fables: The Lion and the Bear
A Lion and a Bear were embroiled in conflict over a weakened fawn lying before them. The powerful swipes of claws and gnashing of teeth left both with gaping gashes and bruises.
A Lion and a Bear were embroiled in conflict over a weakened fawn lying before them. The powerful swipes of claws and gnashing of teeth left both with gaping gashes and bruises.
January 20, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Aesop's Fables: The Lion and the Bear
A Lion and a Bear were embroiled in conflict over a weakened fawn lying before them. The powerful swipes of claws and gnashing of teeth left both with gaping gashes and bruises.
A Lion and a Bear were embroiled in conflict over a weakened fawn lying before them. The powerful swipes of claws and gnashing of teeth left both with gaping gashes and bruises.
Used to be able to own a house and raise a family by just being good at making shoes for the village and now you need a drop shipping business for exclusive Nike releases
January 20, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Used to be able to own a house and raise a family by just being good at making shoes for the village and now you need a drop shipping business for exclusive Nike releases
Tried making pasta for the first time.
Honestly probably like a 6/10. I
think the dough was too dry. Used semolina flour.
Otherwise pretty fun experience. Super difficult to knead pasta dough.
Shout out to nonnas everywhere
Honestly probably like a 6/10. I
think the dough was too dry. Used semolina flour.
Otherwise pretty fun experience. Super difficult to knead pasta dough.
Shout out to nonnas everywhere
January 20, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Tried making pasta for the first time.
Honestly probably like a 6/10. I
think the dough was too dry. Used semolina flour.
Otherwise pretty fun experience. Super difficult to knead pasta dough.
Shout out to nonnas everywhere
Honestly probably like a 6/10. I
think the dough was too dry. Used semolina flour.
Otherwise pretty fun experience. Super difficult to knead pasta dough.
Shout out to nonnas everywhere
Decided to make something to put all my scrap wood in to start. Now it’s much easier to store. Just used random pieces.
January 19, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Decided to make something to put all my scrap wood in to start. Now it’s much easier to store. Just used random pieces.
Imagine a world where audiobooks have captions
January 18, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Imagine a world where audiobooks have captions
All of my leftover wood pieces from random projects. I was doing some garage cleaning and wanted to lay it all out.
Any project ideas? I’d love to make something out of this stuff
Any project ideas? I’d love to make something out of this stuff
January 18, 2026 at 12:36 AM
All of my leftover wood pieces from random projects. I was doing some garage cleaning and wanted to lay it all out.
Any project ideas? I’d love to make something out of this stuff
Any project ideas? I’d love to make something out of this stuff
“It’s hard to dance with the devil on your back so shake him off”
— Florence and The Machine
— Florence and The Machine
January 17, 2026 at 2:28 AM
“It’s hard to dance with the devil on your back so shake him off”
— Florence and The Machine
— Florence and The Machine
If you are an artist, I challenge you to depict a scene from my fable!
The Eagle and the Fox
A pregnant Fox sought a safe hollow to rest and birth her litter. She heard above in a tall fir tree the squawking from an Eagle’s nest. She requested permission to safely rest under the knot at the base of the tree.
1/4 🧵
A pregnant Fox sought a safe hollow to rest and birth her litter. She heard above in a tall fir tree the squawking from an Eagle’s nest. She requested permission to safely rest under the knot at the base of the tree.
1/4 🧵
January 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
If you are an artist, I challenge you to depict a scene from my fable!
The Eagle and the Fox
A pregnant Fox sought a safe hollow to rest and birth her litter. She heard above in a tall fir tree the squawking from an Eagle’s nest. She requested permission to safely rest under the knot at the base of the tree.
1/4 🧵
A pregnant Fox sought a safe hollow to rest and birth her litter. She heard above in a tall fir tree the squawking from an Eagle’s nest. She requested permission to safely rest under the knot at the base of the tree.
1/4 🧵
January 15, 2026 at 3:21 AM
The Eagle and the Fox
A pregnant Fox sought a safe hollow to rest and birth her litter. She heard above in a tall fir tree the squawking from an Eagle’s nest. She requested permission to safely rest under the knot at the base of the tree.
1/4 🧵
A pregnant Fox sought a safe hollow to rest and birth her litter. She heard above in a tall fir tree the squawking from an Eagle’s nest. She requested permission to safely rest under the knot at the base of the tree.
1/4 🧵
I’m still new to bluesky, but how can I ensure my feed doesn’t turn into the other place
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I’m still new to bluesky, but how can I ensure my feed doesn’t turn into the other place
Aesop's Fables: The Geese and the Crane
A lone Crane soared high above a marsh when he noticed a group of hunters cautiously trudging through the reeds towards a flock of Geese, oblivious in their gluttony to the approaching danger.
A lone Crane soared high above a marsh when he noticed a group of hunters cautiously trudging through the reeds towards a flock of Geese, oblivious in their gluttony to the approaching danger.
January 13, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Aesop's Fables: The Geese and the Crane
A lone Crane soared high above a marsh when he noticed a group of hunters cautiously trudging through the reeds towards a flock of Geese, oblivious in their gluttony to the approaching danger.
A lone Crane soared high above a marsh when he noticed a group of hunters cautiously trudging through the reeds towards a flock of Geese, oblivious in their gluttony to the approaching danger.
Mouth bones freshly brushed. Let’s begin the day
January 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Mouth bones freshly brushed. Let’s begin the day
Just finished listening to @scalzi.com Scalzi’s ‘Agent to the Stars’. It’s about a Hollywood agent trying to help an alien break the news to humanity the exist through cinema:
A few interesting quotes:
“The people you elect are kind of scary”
“Venezuela has enough troubles as it is”
Fun listen
A few interesting quotes:
“The people you elect are kind of scary”
“Venezuela has enough troubles as it is”
Fun listen
January 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Just finished listening to @scalzi.com Scalzi’s ‘Agent to the Stars’. It’s about a Hollywood agent trying to help an alien break the news to humanity the exist through cinema:
A few interesting quotes:
“The people you elect are kind of scary”
“Venezuela has enough troubles as it is”
Fun listen
A few interesting quotes:
“The people you elect are kind of scary”
“Venezuela has enough troubles as it is”
Fun listen
Babrius (2nd Century AD) was the first to take the biting satirical retellings of Aesop’s fables and cast them into elegant Greek rhyming poetry.
Babrius said he wanted to “adorn them with the flowers of his own muse.”
Fables are not fairy tales.
Babrius said he wanted to “adorn them with the flowers of his own muse.”
Fables are not fairy tales.
Roger L'Estrange (1616 - 1704) was a propagandist and defender of King Charles II. Later in life, he was stripped of his offices after a revolution in 1688.
L'Estrange also wrote one of the most lively collections of Aesop's fables in English.
Fables are not fairy tales.
L'Estrange also wrote one of the most lively collections of Aesop's fables in English.
Fables are not fairy tales.
January 11, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Babrius (2nd Century AD) was the first to take the biting satirical retellings of Aesop’s fables and cast them into elegant Greek rhyming poetry.
Babrius said he wanted to “adorn them with the flowers of his own muse.”
Fables are not fairy tales.
Babrius said he wanted to “adorn them with the flowers of his own muse.”
Fables are not fairy tales.
Roger L'Estrange (1616 - 1704) was a propagandist and defender of King Charles II. Later in life, he was stripped of his offices after a revolution in 1688.
L'Estrange also wrote one of the most lively collections of Aesop's fables in English.
Fables are not fairy tales.
L'Estrange also wrote one of the most lively collections of Aesop's fables in English.
Fables are not fairy tales.
January 10, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Roger L'Estrange (1616 - 1704) was a propagandist and defender of King Charles II. Later in life, he was stripped of his offices after a revolution in 1688.
L'Estrange also wrote one of the most lively collections of Aesop's fables in English.
Fables are not fairy tales.
L'Estrange also wrote one of the most lively collections of Aesop's fables in English.
Fables are not fairy tales.
Phaedrus (15 BC – 50 AD) is considered to be one of the first to translate Aesop's fables from Greek to Latin verse.
He was accused of satirizing Roman authority using the animals in the fables to mask his criticisms.
Fables are not fairy tales.
He was accused of satirizing Roman authority using the animals in the fables to mask his criticisms.
Fables are not fairy tales.
January 9, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Phaedrus (15 BC – 50 AD) is considered to be one of the first to translate Aesop's fables from Greek to Latin verse.
He was accused of satirizing Roman authority using the animals in the fables to mask his criticisms.
Fables are not fairy tales.
He was accused of satirizing Roman authority using the animals in the fables to mask his criticisms.
Fables are not fairy tales.
Hi. My name is Josef.
I say things. I do things. I go places.
I write fables.
You can expect me to keep doing stuff.
Here is a picture of my dog.
I say things. I do things. I go places.
I write fables.
You can expect me to keep doing stuff.
Here is a picture of my dog.
January 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Hi. My name is Josef.
I say things. I do things. I go places.
I write fables.
You can expect me to keep doing stuff.
Here is a picture of my dog.
I say things. I do things. I go places.
I write fables.
You can expect me to keep doing stuff.
Here is a picture of my dog.
Just saw a man picking up his wife from the train station. It was raining, so he pulled up close and saw she was carrying something in her right hand. The man got out of the car and ran to her, through the rain, to help her carry her things.
January 6, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Just saw a man picking up his wife from the train station. It was raining, so he pulled up close and saw she was carrying something in her right hand. The man got out of the car and ran to her, through the rain, to help her carry her things.
My goal this year is going to be 2 fables a month, and I’m already behind
January 6, 2026 at 10:50 PM
My goal this year is going to be 2 fables a month, and I’m already behind
Does anyone else think about how TV killed the radio and now everyone has a podcast?
January 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Does anyone else think about how TV killed the radio and now everyone has a podcast?
I wrote 15 fables this year. 🥰
They are too long for single posts so I’ll have to break them into threads and start posting them here.
They are too long for single posts so I’ll have to break them into threads and start posting them here.
December 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I wrote 15 fables this year. 🥰
They are too long for single posts so I’ll have to break them into threads and start posting them here.
They are too long for single posts so I’ll have to break them into threads and start posting them here.