Joseph Bien-Kahn
@josephbienkahn.com
Senior Editor at Esses Magazine
sports, movies, odd desert stuff, fire, adventure!
bylines: NYT Mag, NY Mag, Rolling Stone, Bloomberg, GQ, SI, Wired...
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sports, movies, odd desert stuff, fire, adventure!
bylines: NYT Mag, NY Mag, Rolling Stone, Bloomberg, GQ, SI, Wired...
[email protected]
Doesn’t show up as the web headline, but great front page of the Newyorker.com headline work here. cc: @bryancurtis.bsky.social @thepressbox.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Doesn’t show up as the web headline, but great front page of the Newyorker.com headline work here. cc: @bryancurtis.bsky.social @thepressbox.bsky.social
I wrote about Puma Motorsport and McLaren Racing’s new partnership for @essesmag.com Issue 05!
www.essesmag.com/articles/pum...
www.essesmag.com/articles/pum...
January 20, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I wrote about Puma Motorsport and McLaren Racing’s new partnership for @essesmag.com Issue 05!
www.essesmag.com/articles/pum...
www.essesmag.com/articles/pum...
Post a picture of a car you took.
January 19, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Post a picture of a car you took.
Me in 2016 / Me in 2026
January 16, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Me in 2016 / Me in 2026
For Issue 05, we got @alexkirshner.com to go golfing with Pierre Gasly. If you haven’t subscribed to @essesmag.com yet, what the hell are you waiting for???
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January 8, 2026 at 4:41 PM
For Issue 05, we got @alexkirshner.com to go golfing with Pierre Gasly. If you haven’t subscribed to @essesmag.com yet, what the hell are you waiting for???
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Apples are getting too big
December 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Apples are getting too big
They kill you on shipping but you can make your own Mad Dog 20/20 variety bundle for under $25
December 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
They kill you on shipping but you can make your own Mad Dog 20/20 variety bundle for under $25
This is what happens when you fire all the copy editors 🙄🙄🙄
December 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
This is what happens when you fire all the copy editors 🙄🙄🙄
Amazing things happening in the NFC East…
December 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Amazing things happening in the NFC East…
Auntie Anne’s, Cinnabon, Abercrombie & Fitch, and Lulu Lemon? You’re not fooling me, New York City. I know a mall when I see it…
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Auntie Anne’s, Cinnabon, Abercrombie & Fitch, and Lulu Lemon? You’re not fooling me, New York City. I know a mall when I see it…
Gonna be in NYC on Thursday night for the Squawkin’ Sports x Esses Holiday Party. There’ll be readings, magazines, beers, merriment. Haven’t been in NYC in years, so come thru and say hello!!
DSK Brooklyn at 7pm
@davidjroth.bsky.social @timrohan.bsky.social @pjsauer.bsky.social
DSK Brooklyn at 7pm
@davidjroth.bsky.social @timrohan.bsky.social @pjsauer.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Gonna be in NYC on Thursday night for the Squawkin’ Sports x Esses Holiday Party. There’ll be readings, magazines, beers, merriment. Haven’t been in NYC in years, so come thru and say hello!!
DSK Brooklyn at 7pm
@davidjroth.bsky.social @timrohan.bsky.social @pjsauer.bsky.social
DSK Brooklyn at 7pm
@davidjroth.bsky.social @timrohan.bsky.social @pjsauer.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Incredible headline. Incredible graphic. Incredible concept. Bravo, Page 6!
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Incredible headline. Incredible graphic. Incredible concept. Bravo, Page 6!
We got Isack Hadjar as our cover star for @essesmag.com Issue 04. Story by Willem Marx is amazing and Zantz Han's photography is insane...
We do a limited run, so subscribe to secure your copy!
We do a limited run, so subscribe to secure your copy!
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
We got Isack Hadjar as our cover star for @essesmag.com Issue 04. Story by Willem Marx is amazing and Zantz Han's photography is insane...
We do a limited run, so subscribe to secure your copy!
We do a limited run, so subscribe to secure your copy!
Made a meme. Plz spread…
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Made a meme. Plz spread…
Starting a petition to change the name of “a micropenis” to “an adolf hitler”
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Starting a petition to change the name of “a micropenis” to “an adolf hitler”
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
We got our first proper Formula 1 cover star with a shoot for ESSES Issue 04. Big leap for us, and this issue delivers top to bottom. Get hyped. Coming late November…
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November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
We got our first proper Formula 1 cover star with a shoot for ESSES Issue 04. Big leap for us, and this issue delivers top to bottom. Get hyped. Coming late November…
essesmag.myshopify.com?selling_plan...
essesmag.myshopify.com?selling_plan...
Papa loves a midwest classic… 😇
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Papa loves a midwest classic… 😇
A platform to get behind
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A platform to get behind
Who do I get in touch with about teaching one of these classes?
November 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Who do I get in touch with about teaching one of these classes?
Deano is a posting god
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Deano is a posting god