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Joseph Gruber

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Satellite ground software/mission ops software engineer. Alum of AWS Ground Station, Blue Origin, NASA Goddard. Occasional weather, #Python dev, #AWS DevOps, Aerospace/Aviation, and the #Phillies 🔔. Opinions my own. 📍 Colorado

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Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · Nov 8

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Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 4h

because I know it's true

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Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 4h

Wish I could have posted this earlier but at least we didn't get shut out. #RingTheBell #Phillies

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Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 5h

And thank god, it's a 6:08P ET start

Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 5h

So ummm, who's pitching tomorrow for the Phillies?

Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 5h

Nice

Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 5h

So ummm, who's pitching tomorrow for the Phillies?

Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 5h

Does Harper know he was called out? 🤣 #Phillies

Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 5h

I still fully expect the Phillies to let us down tomorrow night

Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 5h

from datetime import datetime

(I hate typing that in seemingly in almost every repl)

Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 5h

wrong. but good.

Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 5h

This is the game we needed. Should have been in game 1 but here we are. Now we just need to keep on the gas through Saturday. Let some team in 2030-whatever talk about the Phillies in 2025.

Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 5h

Cosign

Greg Gadren @greggadren.bsky.social · 5h

Ok that bunt was acceptable

Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 5h

TBS announcer: Yeah, that's an error

Really wise announcing there. 🙄

Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 5h

well, two days after that but you get the gist

Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 5h

And the day after that... <bites fingernails>

Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 5h

Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 5h

#Phillies

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Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 5h

Is the Dodger's catcher throwing old school signs? No PitchCom?

Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 5h

Seriously, take the free walks. Don't swing at the high stuff

Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 5h

Come on. You can't do that dumb shit when Kershaw is pitching like he is. 🤦‍♂️

Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 5h

If they're going to give free bases, don't look a gift Kershaw in the mouth. But do maintain eye contact, let blue get pissed. #Phillies

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Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 5h

Tonight?

Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 5h

Got ‘em. Let’s gooooooo #RedOctober

Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 6h

Nice try Ohtani. 🤣 #Phillies

Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 6h

leaped? leapt?

Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 6h

Woah. Bohm just leaped six feet into the air. 😲 #Phillies