Joseph Mattachine
@josephmattachine.bsky.social
DJ + Producer
Co-dad of CHOICES
The cat half of Honeycat
Resident at the Denver Eagle 🦅
Co-dad of CHOICES
The cat half of Honeycat
Resident at the Denver Eagle 🦅
I'm convinced the DJs who talk shit about Rekordbox just don't know how to use it. Does it occasionally misread the beginning of a beatgrid? Yes, but that's a 5 second fix, and it makes up for it 1000x over with the ability to re-grid wonky tracks, add cues, add notes, etc. Learn the tools. 🤷♀️
March 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm convinced the DJs who talk shit about Rekordbox just don't know how to use it. Does it occasionally misread the beginning of a beatgrid? Yes, but that's a 5 second fix, and it makes up for it 1000x over with the ability to re-grid wonky tracks, add cues, add notes, etc. Learn the tools. 🤷♀️
Sounds that will immediately disqualify a track for me:
• Sirens
• Whistles
• Sex Moans
• Sirens
• Whistles
• Sex Moans
March 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sounds that will immediately disqualify a track for me:
• Sirens
• Whistles
• Sex Moans
• Sirens
• Whistles
• Sex Moans
Put a cat in the same room as me and watch these neuros diverge
March 12, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Put a cat in the same room as me and watch these neuros diverge
Within 15 minutes of starting cleaning our condo this morning I’ve found a vape and a set of keys I’ve been looking for, you’d think this would be a reinforcing experience but 🫠
March 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Within 15 minutes of starting cleaning our condo this morning I’ve found a vape and a set of keys I’ve been looking for, you’d think this would be a reinforcing experience but 🫠
This pita chip serving size is actually hateful what the fuck
February 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
This pita chip serving size is actually hateful what the fuck
Me: “Weed helps my ADHD”
Also me:
Also me:
February 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Me: “Weed helps my ADHD”
Also me:
Also me:
There are so few rules in my house when it comes to my cats, and this morning they are breaking all of them
February 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
There are so few rules in my house when it comes to my cats, and this morning they are breaking all of them
Just stepped on one of those plastic jingly cat balls barefoot and it shattered, I feel like that’s the cat dad equivalent of stepping on a lego
February 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Just stepped on one of those plastic jingly cat balls barefoot and it shattered, I feel like that’s the cat dad equivalent of stepping on a lego
She has her first vet appointment in an hour 🥲
January 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
She has her first vet appointment in an hour 🥲
Such a bad night of insomnia, such a good morning for cratedigging music
January 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Such a bad night of insomnia, such a good morning for cratedigging music
I hate it when I said “I’ll do it tomorrow” yesterday 🥲
January 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I hate it when I said “I’ll do it tomorrow” yesterday 🥲
Help my cat is stuck in Crime Mode
January 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Help my cat is stuck in Crime Mode
Just bought a flight to SF for $69, and if that's not a gay omen I don't know what is
January 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Just bought a flight to SF for $69, and if that's not a gay omen I don't know what is
Few better feelings as a DJ than discovering a new record label where every release is 🔥
January 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Few better feelings as a DJ than discovering a new record label where every release is 🔥
I love walking into a therapy session like “girl, we have so much new content” lol
December 12, 2024 at 3:52 PM
I love walking into a therapy session like “girl, we have so much new content” lol
“I’m sick, and the only thing that can cure me is a discounted Ableton Push 3, on sale for $749 (25% off of its normal list price of $999)” -me to my partner
December 3, 2024 at 5:34 PM
“I’m sick, and the only thing that can cure me is a discounted Ableton Push 3, on sale for $749 (25% off of its normal list price of $999)” -me to my partner
In my happy place, with my big ass ahi plate 🥰
November 27, 2024 at 11:46 PM
In my happy place, with my big ass ahi plate 🥰
Me but with a weed vape
November 27, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Me but with a weed vape
Being gay at a canyon on Kauai in my Junk Drawer shirt with my favorite guy 🥰
November 26, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Being gay at a canyon on Kauai in my Junk Drawer shirt with my favorite guy 🥰
Weed smells twice as good when you’re traveling and can’t find any 🥲
November 25, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Weed smells twice as good when you’re traveling and can’t find any 🥲
One day, we will wake up to his obituary. (I personally hope it involves a comically large steamroller.)
November 24, 2024 at 8:05 PM
One day, we will wake up to his obituary. (I personally hope it involves a comically large steamroller.)
I love being asked if I’m prepared to assist in the event of an emergency landing on an airplane, like girl I can’t even change the tire on my car, the only thing I can guarantee is that I will scream and we will die
November 24, 2024 at 6:06 AM
I love being asked if I’m prepared to assist in the event of an emergency landing on an airplane, like girl I can’t even change the tire on my car, the only thing I can guarantee is that I will scream and we will die