Maxwell Josephs
josephsmaxwell.bsky.social
Maxwell Josephs
@josephsmaxwell.bsky.social
Don’t mind me, I’m new here
Pulled up to the Taco Bell drive through earlier tonight. First thing the cashier tells me is: “We’re out of lettuce.”

Brother, I’m not at Taco Bell for the lettuce.
March 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
There’s no other thrill like winning first place in a workplace game of kahoot
November 19, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I missed the first half of the Falcons game due to grocery shopping. Just got home at the start of halftime and saw the score. I’m gonna be sick
November 17, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Power went out in the office building, so got sent home to work remotely rest of the day.

Drove him with the windows down and throwbacks blasting. Couldn’t get much better than that.
November 13, 2024 at 7:07 PM
I need my favorite sports teams to make official accounts on here so I can annoy everyone by spam reposting them again
November 13, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Now I can be stupid here instead of the other app. I like it
November 13, 2024 at 12:29 AM