Pulled up to the Taco Bell drive through earlier tonight. First thing the cashier tells me is: “We’re out of lettuce.”

Brother, I’m not at Taco Bell for the lettuce.

There’s no other thrill like winning first place in a workplace game of kahoot

I missed the first half of the Falcons game due to grocery shopping. Just got home at the start of halftime and saw the score. I’m gonna be sick

Power went out in the office building, so got sent home to work remotely rest of the day.

Drove him with the windows down and throwbacks blasting. Couldn’t get much better than that.

I need my favorite sports teams to make official accounts on here so I can annoy everyone by spam reposting them again

Now I can be stupid here instead of the other app. I like it