very good yard sign

finished my masters degree at 10 am on a random Monday

Fading. 🫠

if emerald city comic con has no haters, i’m dead

grad school has me in an absolute chokehold right now

Dying in a hideous plane crash because the world’s most racist and unlovable nerds couldn’t handle a 45 minute HR training.

Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon

time spent visiting conservative family members: 1 day
mentions of the price of eggs: 9

i thought your president was supposed to fix that for you??

obsessed with my current fit on Infinity Nikki

i will not buy stuff off of tik tok shop i will not buy stuff off of tik tok shop i will not buy stuff off of tik tok shop i will not buy stuff off of tik tok shop i will not buy stuff off of tik tok shop i will not buy stuff off of tik tok shop i will not

i have never wanted chili’s more in my life until i moved to a city with no chili’s in a 200 mile radius

she’s hereeeeee