Digital ID in reality: Takes 3 selfies, get told your passport “has a glare”.
Wait 5 days, get an email saying “application expired”.
Honestly, bring back scrolls and wax seals.
Digital ID in reality: Takes 3 selfies, get told your passport “has a glare”.
Wait 5 days, get an email saying “application expired”.
Honestly, bring back scrolls and wax seals.
Like if someone has, they’re gonna tick “Yes” and attach a CV?
Imagine thinking war criminals are just bad at lying on forms
Like if someone has, they’re gonna tick “Yes” and attach a CV?
Imagine thinking war criminals are just bad at lying on forms
Meanwhile, I just watched a judge ask ChatGPT for case law and cite a hallucination.
Relax. We’re still safe. For now. (Also: please don’t ask Siri for your bail conditions.)
Meanwhile, I just watched a judge ask ChatGPT for case law and cite a hallucination.
Relax. We’re still safe. For now. (Also: please don’t ask Siri for your bail conditions.)
"By continuing to browse, you consent…"
Mate, I just blinked. That’s not consent. That’s UX entrapment.
"By continuing to browse, you consent…"
Mate, I just blinked. That’s not consent. That’s UX entrapment.
You queue up, hand them something paper-based, they stamp it with flair, and suddenly you can travel.
No foam art though. Bit of a missed opportunity tbh.
You queue up, hand them something paper-based, they stamp it with flair, and suddenly you can travel.
No foam art though. Bit of a missed opportunity tbh.
It's not customer service. It’s foreplay.
#EmbassyLoveLanguage
It's not customer service. It’s foreplay.
#EmbassyLoveLanguage
A wet signature
From a blue pen
On a Tuesday
Witnessed by a notary who only works odd weeks.
This is not due process, it’s a vibes-based system.
#ModernSignatures #VibesNotProcess
A wet signature
From a blue pen
On a Tuesday
Witnessed by a notary who only works odd weeks.
This is not due process, it’s a vibes-based system.
#ModernSignatures #VibesNotProcess
Next step: making it wear a powdered wig and tell people politely that their birth certificate isn’t valid in Dubai. #AI #LegalTech
Next step: making it wear a powdered wig and tell people politely that their birth certificate isn’t valid in Dubai. #AI #LegalTech
>Takes ages.
>Involves translations.
>Needs a stamp of approval from someone in Madrid.
But when it works? Beautiful!
>Takes ages.
>Involves translations.
>Needs a stamp of approval from someone in Madrid.
But when it works? Beautiful!