Josh Heggen
@joshheggen.com
How in the world is this not an @theonion.com article?
February 15, 2026 at 2:57 AM
How in the world is this not an @theonion.com article?
Almost forgot I took this video. Even Japanese videoboards are delightful
February 14, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Almost forgot I took this video. Even Japanese videoboards are delightful
Ended up with a two-fer
January 24, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Ended up with a two-fer
UPS tried to ding-dong-ditch me but I caught ‘em
Now to give it a listen this weekend (Attn: @djweedpizza.gobirds.online)
Now to give it a listen this weekend (Attn: @djweedpizza.gobirds.online)
January 16, 2026 at 7:21 PM
UPS tried to ding-dong-ditch me but I caught ‘em
Now to give it a listen this weekend (Attn: @djweedpizza.gobirds.online)
Now to give it a listen this weekend (Attn: @djweedpizza.gobirds.online)
I think this is probably the funniest while still possible result.
January 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I think this is probably the funniest while still possible result.
That was certainly a very full year. But I did get to see this, so that was alright.
January 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
That was certainly a very full year. But I did get to see this, so that was alright.
Beware, Tokyo. Palmer Luckey’s in town, probably doing something stupid like trying to invent actual Godzilla
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Beware, Tokyo. Palmer Luckey’s in town, probably doing something stupid like trying to invent actual Godzilla
Reasonable trade off for missing all the football today
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Reasonable trade off for missing all the football today
Now to start the longest flight of my life so far
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Now to start the longest flight of my life so far
Behold the glory of the ponza rotta, care of Jimmy’s Grotto (www.jimmysgrotto.com)
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Behold the glory of the ponza rotta, care of Jimmy’s Grotto (www.jimmysgrotto.com)
Huzzah, someone caved!
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Huzzah, someone caved!
Decided to make a day of it
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Decided to make a day of it
TIL the trees outside the Arrivals section at AUS fill with grackles around sundown
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
TIL the trees outside the Arrivals section at AUS fill with grackles around sundown
I’m gonna start an AI-targeted ETF with the ticker symbol FOMO, because this shit is in. sane.
September 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I’m gonna start an AI-targeted ETF with the ticker symbol FOMO, because this shit is in. sane.
Might as well watch one of the games they’re favored in! #OnWisconsin
August 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Might as well watch one of the games they’re favored in! #OnWisconsin
DiGiorno’s out here trying to “part of a complete breakfast” their frozen pizza
August 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
DiGiorno’s out here trying to “part of a complete breakfast” their frozen pizza
Knocked out this year’s edition of “a shitload of pasta primavera” today. Cooking always satisfies the unhealthy American urge to “get things done” at all times.
July 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Knocked out this year’s edition of “a shitload of pasta primavera” today. Cooking always satisfies the unhealthy American urge to “get things done” at all times.
The TV show “Eureka” depicts a town full of super-scientists working to invent the future and benefit humanity, a secret town which has strict access limits and camouflage to prevent unwanted visitors, and yet they still feel the need to put anti-homeless bars on their benches.
May 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The TV show “Eureka” depicts a town full of super-scientists working to invent the future and benefit humanity, a secret town which has strict access limits and camouflage to prevent unwanted visitors, and yet they still feel the need to put anti-homeless bars on their benches.
me in the national security group chat
March 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
me in the national security group chat