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Expired yogurt is cancel culture
LinkedIn only dreams when it’s Lyft ride drops Ambien between the seats
January 10, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Careful publishing this. You might get $10M pre-seed and 500k Anthropic credits. Tomorrow there will be a polymarket for your IPO and by the evening you will canceled at a Coldplay concert.
January 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Blame the 20% too willfully uneducated to recognize and interpret propaganda. Also blame the 90M registered voters that were just too busy and couldn’t be bothered.
January 8, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I get it, but if not Bluesky, then where? You can get shot actually doing something rather than being an online-only advocate. Also, wouldn’t this warning be a fedpost intrinsically? Luddites may be on to something.
January 8, 2026 at 12:03 AM
We are in a multiverse with known and active supervillains aplenty. Yo, fam, now is the time to play your (super)hero card if you’re holding.
January 7, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Make every seat a toilet
January 7, 2026 at 2:12 AM