Joshua Chaitin-Pollak
@joshpollak.com
Too square to figure out shit posting.
@scalzi.com I WILL hold you to this.
August 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
@scalzi.com I WILL hold you to this.
Now check out the photo when you click the share button!
Turns out the white dude is the doctor, and there's a Black man in the shadows of the main photo.
Turns out the white dude is the doctor, and there's a Black man in the shadows of the main photo.
March 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Now check out the photo when you click the share button!
Turns out the white dude is the doctor, and there's a Black man in the shadows of the main photo.
Turns out the white dude is the doctor, and there's a Black man in the shadows of the main photo.
@nytimes.com what's up with your photo selection? This composition and lighting seems ill-considered at best.
Check out the masthead photo of this NYTimes and think about the guy whose life was saved 1/?
Check out the masthead photo of this NYTimes and think about the guy whose life was saved 1/?
March 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
@nytimes.com what's up with your photo selection? This composition and lighting seems ill-considered at best.
Check out the masthead photo of this NYTimes and think about the guy whose life was saved 1/?
Check out the masthead photo of this NYTimes and think about the guy whose life was saved 1/?
Sold my Tesla last week.
March 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Sold my Tesla last week.
Next it will be Sally from Adventure Time
February 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Next it will be Sally from Adventure Time
I recommend review bombing the Gulf of America till they rename it back
February 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I recommend review bombing the Gulf of America till they rename it back
We can't build shit here in the US but we can bulldoze the Middle Eastern equivalent of Rhode Island.
Also it's not Israel's to give, is it?
"More beautiful communities in the region" -> tent cities in the desert in countries that don't want them, with no compensation for the land.
Also it's not Israel's to give, is it?
"More beautiful communities in the region" -> tent cities in the desert in countries that don't want them, with no compensation for the land.
February 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
We can't build shit here in the US but we can bulldoze the Middle Eastern equivalent of Rhode Island.
Also it's not Israel's to give, is it?
"More beautiful communities in the region" -> tent cities in the desert in countries that don't want them, with no compensation for the land.
Also it's not Israel's to give, is it?
"More beautiful communities in the region" -> tent cities in the desert in countries that don't want them, with no compensation for the land.
@jasoncalacanis.bsky.social are you going to correct your obviously wrong tweet?
January 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
@jasoncalacanis.bsky.social are you going to correct your obviously wrong tweet?
He's so close to realizing that maybe, just maybe, we should liberalize our immigration policy across the board.
December 29, 2024 at 11:11 PM
He's so close to realizing that maybe, just maybe, we should liberalize our immigration policy across the board.
The New York Times really rocking the "both sides" look today.
December 23, 2024 at 12:52 AM
The New York Times really rocking the "both sides" look today.
Neither of these people are experts in public health.
December 22, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Neither of these people are experts in public health.
This is the 5th time our Pacifica Hybrid has been recalled for risk of fires. Maybe it will finally be fixed? 😂😭
We've been unable to charge it or "park it near structures" for five years. We should get compensated for the loss of utility.
What's the point of a PHEV if you can't even charge it?
We've been unable to charge it or "park it near structures" for five years. We should get compensated for the loss of utility.
What's the point of a PHEV if you can't even charge it?
December 17, 2024 at 12:14 AM
This is the 5th time our Pacifica Hybrid has been recalled for risk of fires. Maybe it will finally be fixed? 😂😭
We've been unable to charge it or "park it near structures" for five years. We should get compensated for the loss of utility.
What's the point of a PHEV if you can't even charge it?
We've been unable to charge it or "park it near structures" for five years. We should get compensated for the loss of utility.
What's the point of a PHEV if you can't even charge it?
Proud to have been able to buy a mf'n **Gritty** for kids at Lutheran Settlement House, thanks for organizing this @liamfromwtyp.bsky.social !
December 7, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Proud to have been able to buy a mf'n **Gritty** for kids at Lutheran Settlement House, thanks for organizing this @liamfromwtyp.bsky.social !
I prefer to get vigorous on the viggen.
December 7, 2024 at 2:54 AM
I prefer to get vigorous on the viggen.
Do what the retirees do and get a heated driveway! 😂
December 5, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Do what the retirees do and get a heated driveway! 😂
Wait, how did you get my cat?
November 29, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Wait, how did you get my cat?
That's not a thing. That's never a thing.
July 27, 2023 at 9:04 PM
That's not a thing. That's never a thing.
What does it mean "become your own captive?" Is AI generating the text of these ads?
May 25, 2023 at 11:24 PM
What does it mean "become your own captive?" Is AI generating the text of these ads?
Coming home after a long day to find the fam has eaten all the sushi. Sobbing.
May 12, 2023 at 12:41 AM
Coming home after a long day to find the fam has eaten all the sushi. Sobbing.
Shot and Chaser in one image
May 5, 2023 at 1:10 AM
Shot and Chaser in one image
Woo, commuting! What an amazing experience!
May 3, 2023 at 10:36 PM
Woo, commuting! What an amazing experience!