@joshsawatzky.bsky.social
The body of a greek god. The beard of a playoff champ. The charm of a spanish lover. The face of a dead rat. I played Puck in Marvel’s Alpha Flight movie he/him
Me, secretly giving Ranger a small piece of cheese: shhh, don’t tell @TraceySawatzky
Ranger: *gobbling cheese while running to Tracey*
You little snitch 😂
Ranger: *gobbling cheese while running to Tracey*
You little snitch 😂
February 18, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Me, secretly giving Ranger a small piece of cheese: shhh, don’t tell @TraceySawatzky
Ranger: *gobbling cheese while running to Tracey*
You little snitch 😂
Ranger: *gobbling cheese while running to Tracey*
You little snitch 😂
In keeping with the spirit of this years NHL Allstars I say all players should take a Buble dose of shrooms before the game and before the skills competition
February 2, 2024 at 9:00 PM
In keeping with the spirit of this years NHL Allstars I say all players should take a Buble dose of shrooms before the game and before the skills competition
When I wished life was more like a video game I should have been more specific now I’m stuck in silent hill 😱
February 2, 2024 at 4:36 PM
When I wished life was more like a video game I should have been more specific now I’m stuck in silent hill 😱
It’s -35 and going to get to -oblivion later and we are still kicking people out of bus shelters just trying to survive?! Fuck this place.
January 13, 2024 at 4:21 PM
It’s -35 and going to get to -oblivion later and we are still kicking people out of bus shelters just trying to survive?! Fuck this place.
#warhamercommunity hypothetically speaking, if I were to sell my space marines off would they be worth more now unpainted or should I paint them up first?
January 7, 2024 at 4:40 AM
#warhamercommunity hypothetically speaking, if I were to sell my space marines off would they be worth more now unpainted or should I paint them up first?
Hmmm how do I convince Games Workshop I’m a highly reputable content creator and they should send me the new box sets for free 🤔😂
January 6, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Hmmm how do I convince Games Workshop I’m a highly reputable content creator and they should send me the new box sets for free 🤔😂
*To the tune of SpongeBob theme*
Oooooooh
who ate all his dinner
And his such a good boy
RAN-GER NO PANTS
Oooooooh
who ate all his dinner
And his such a good boy
RAN-GER NO PANTS
January 6, 2024 at 1:46 AM
*To the tune of SpongeBob theme*
Oooooooh
who ate all his dinner
And his such a good boy
RAN-GER NO PANTS
Oooooooh
who ate all his dinner
And his such a good boy
RAN-GER NO PANTS
Need a wholesome way to roast two friends at the same time? Try this
Hey (person A) when you went to silly goose university did you ever run into (person b) on campus?
Hey (person A) when you went to silly goose university did you ever run into (person b) on campus?
August 18, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Need a wholesome way to roast two friends at the same time? Try this
Hey (person A) when you went to silly goose university did you ever run into (person b) on campus?
Hey (person A) when you went to silly goose university did you ever run into (person b) on campus?
10 games to get to know me:
The Witcher 3
Total war: Warhammer 2
Darkest Dungeon
Diablo
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Half-Life 2
Portal
Stardew Valley
Mortal Kombat 3
Harvester
The Witcher 3
Total war: Warhammer 2
Darkest Dungeon
Diablo
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Half-Life 2
Portal
Stardew Valley
Mortal Kombat 3
Harvester
July 8, 2023 at 6:17 PM
10 games to get to know me:
The Witcher 3
Total war: Warhammer 2
Darkest Dungeon
Diablo
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Half-Life 2
Portal
Stardew Valley
Mortal Kombat 3
Harvester
The Witcher 3
Total war: Warhammer 2
Darkest Dungeon
Diablo
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Half-Life 2
Portal
Stardew Valley
Mortal Kombat 3
Harvester
A fictional character you would give an invite to
July 3, 2023 at 3:03 PM
A fictional character you would give an invite to
Me, whenever I find out a restaurant has deep fried pickles
July 3, 2023 at 12:12 AM
Me, whenever I find out a restaurant has deep fried pickles
Can someone that still has access to that dying bird app go in and rescue all the cool mini hobby folks?
July 1, 2023 at 10:09 PM
Can someone that still has access to that dying bird app go in and rescue all the cool mini hobby folks?
Roxi, as usual, is 100% correct here. This was the plan and honestly most of us saw it coming.
July 1, 2023 at 6:36 PM
Roxi, as usual, is 100% correct here. This was the plan and honestly most of us saw it coming.
Gators Daily is on here now, it’s all
over for that bird app
over for that bird app
June 21, 2023 at 4:32 PM
Gators Daily is on here now, it’s all
over for that bird app
over for that bird app
Welcome to another episode of "why do I have two completly different songs stuck in my head at the same time". Tonight: X gon give it to you and George Canyon "Haunting Me"
First we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
I Swear that you're haunting me
X gon give it to ya
First we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
I Swear that you're haunting me
X gon give it to ya
May 17, 2023 at 5:12 AM
Welcome to another episode of "why do I have two completly different songs stuck in my head at the same time". Tonight: X gon give it to you and George Canyon "Haunting Me"
First we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
I Swear that you're haunting me
X gon give it to ya
First we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
I Swear that you're haunting me
X gon give it to ya
I never relate to Miley Cyrus more then when I’m back to work from a staycation
🎶My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda homesick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous🎶
🎶My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda homesick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous🎶
May 17, 2023 at 5:12 AM
I never relate to Miley Cyrus more then when I’m back to work from a staycation
🎶My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda homesick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous🎶
🎶My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda homesick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous🎶
You probably watch the veggies at the grocery store when they shower, you perv
May 17, 2023 at 5:11 AM
You probably watch the veggies at the grocery store when they shower, you perv
Reposted
I am doing a "big month" (birding every day for the month of May) & raising funds for Canada’s wild bird conservation & protection with Birds Canada Birdathon.
Check out my blog post, “Birding Every Day For The Month Of May” (link in bio)
🦆 The link to donate to the Birdathon is in there too.
Check out my blog post, “Birding Every Day For The Month Of May” (link in bio)
🦆 The link to donate to the Birdathon is in there too.
May 7, 2023 at 6:24 PM
I am doing a "big month" (birding every day for the month of May) & raising funds for Canada’s wild bird conservation & protection with Birds Canada Birdathon.
Check out my blog post, “Birding Every Day For The Month Of May” (link in bio)
🦆 The link to donate to the Birdathon is in there too.
Check out my blog post, “Birding Every Day For The Month Of May” (link in bio)
🦆 The link to donate to the Birdathon is in there too.
It wasn’t until Professor Deee Lite studied it that we found out groove is located entirely in the heart.
May 11, 2023 at 1:59 AM
It wasn’t until Professor Deee Lite studied it that we found out groove is located entirely in the heart.
Florida has a chance to do the second funniest thing tomorrow
May 10, 2023 at 3:09 AM
Florida has a chance to do the second funniest thing tomorrow
Remember working at the local grocery store and vacuum packing the jelly filled donut from the bakery department? Those were the days.
May 8, 2023 at 9:45 PM
Remember working at the local grocery store and vacuum packing the jelly filled donut from the bakery department? Those were the days.
So wait, was Lil Jon just looking into the future and knew BlueSky would have Skeets? Is that what the song is actually about?!
May 4, 2023 at 3:32 AM
So wait, was Lil Jon just looking into the future and knew BlueSky would have Skeets? Is that what the song is actually about?!
By now we’re all well aware that every cowboy needs a hat (needs a hat, needs a hat) but did you know they also need a pair of fancy boots (fancy boots, fancy boots)
April 29, 2023 at 6:53 PM
By now we’re all well aware that every cowboy needs a hat (needs a hat, needs a hat) but did you know they also need a pair of fancy boots (fancy boots, fancy boots)
If someone gets gators daily on here Twitter will be done #ItsFlatFuckFriday
April 28, 2023 at 3:34 PM
If someone gets gators daily on here Twitter will be done #ItsFlatFuckFriday
Every time I log into Twitter I see a personality I follow has a Bluesky and I’m like yes! Let’s get this place going!
April 28, 2023 at 1:57 PM
Every time I log into Twitter I see a personality I follow has a Bluesky and I’m like yes! Let’s get this place going!