Wheel of Fortune? More like the “watch coked up Ryan Secrest seethe at middle America” half hour

Anyway, the show is bad now.
#WheelOfFortune

Usually militant Republicans don’t want to send troops to Gaza because the whole point of them supporting Israel is to be able to profit from selling them weapons and having the IDF do their dirty work for them. They don’t benefit from kushner beachfront property.

Every time i have something with lime im like, nice, resetting my scurvy timer

They should make Greenies for humans

Technology jumped the shark when Apple got rid of the headphone jack.

WhY dOeS nObOdy WaTcH thE aLl STar gAmE???

*black balls the most popular, fun, electric guard built for this exact event*

#lamelo

Musk is one of the only guys who visited Auschwitz for inspo

It’s not too late, Barron.

Don’t worry everyone, Biden can still run in 2028. #Biden2028

It’s funny being around salespeople and seeing the guys trying to be like Jordan Belfort when the actual successful people who everyone loves to work with are just Michael Scott.

The world’s getting worse because all the good people escape samsara :/

“The chorus” rebranding to “the hook” is a top 5 rebrand tbh