Joshua Pants
joshuapants.bsky.social
Joshua Pants
@joshuapants.bsky.social
I love people and dogs and making people smile.
Quarry is fun so far but it takes its time getting started. Worth pushing through. Love the knowledge that there are close to 200 endings you can have based on choices and whether or not you react to on screen prompts. Grace Zabriskie is fun as hell.
March 21, 2024 at 10:14 AM
First opportunity, I'm having a double feature Roadhouse night on the backyard screen.
March 21, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Fucking A Roadhouse day!
March 21, 2024 at 10:10 AM
The UK game show Impossible is my new comfort tv
March 20, 2024 at 7:50 PM
This one is terrifying
January 30, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Fantastic that Kindle on Android doesn't support text to speech. So happy I found out after sending all my library books there, which then can't be retrieved. Fuck. Why is it that every device or app I get is the only one that doesn't do what I need? Every. Fucking. Time.
January 19, 2024 at 10:17 PM
You had one job
January 7, 2024 at 11:28 PM
I am not broken
January 7, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Holiday CBB out today! Man I needed this.
December 18, 2023 at 11:42 AM
I often use text to speech to read books and some things amuse me to no end. One is how any word in caps is read out. For example SHHH. Which leads to sentences like "S. H. H. H. It will be okay. S. H. H. H."
December 18, 2023 at 11:41 AM
I don't know much, but I do know that if Olivia Benson promises to keep you safe, you're gonna die. #svu #lawandorder
December 13, 2023 at 8:30 AM
My brother used to use his toes to pick up money behind the banker's back when we played Monopoly. It infuriated my other siblings but amused me to no end.
December 4, 2023 at 2:12 PM
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November 19, 2023 at 2:56 PM
Battlebots has basically become matches between ugly rectangles with spinning metal blades. Shouldn't we have actual battling robots by now?
December 4, 2023 at 1:23 PM
The wording "Horniest High School Movie" in a review is an odd choice, Rolling Stone.
December 4, 2023 at 1:20 PM
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"All I Want For Christmas is You" by Mariah Carey is the best Christmas song of all time and it's not even close.
November 29, 2023 at 9:23 PM
The soundtrack to Emmet Otter is on streaming music services. It's so good.
December 3, 2023 at 1:08 PM
Having had more sad and painful Christmases in my life than good ones, I am really trying to lean in this year and make it a good one.
December 3, 2023 at 1:02 PM
I don't have close friends and I'm realizing as I get older that this is not normal. It's not that I don't desire friendship...I do. I guess I just don't know how you make friends as an adult. Or what that even means. I'm just craving something that's missing in my life.
December 2, 2023 at 10:47 PM
Genuine laughter is the greatest sound in the world.
November 29, 2023 at 9:25 PM
"All I Want For Christmas is You" by Mariah Carey is the best Christmas song of all time and it's not even close.
November 29, 2023 at 9:23 PM
There's a channel on FireTv that plays nothing but the Alex Trebek episodes of Jeopardy and I am here for it.
November 29, 2023 at 9:18 PM
Story idea: a universal translation device becomes ubiquitous. Someone discovers that a government agency uses it to adjust or change translations on the fly, steering conversations and events. What people are hearing might not be what people are saying.
October 26, 2023 at 3:21 PM
@atrupar.bsky.social Please keep posting here. You and acyn are the only reason I ever go to Twitter.
October 24, 2023 at 9:07 PM
The fact that a "Fear and Greed Index" even exists is insane.
why does this actual CNN graphic feel like a Simpsons joke making fun of cable news
October 16, 2023 at 8:32 PM