✨ Josh Archer ✨
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✨ Josh Archer ✨
@joshuayukiah.bsky.social
He/Him • Los Angeles • 33
Is it hot in here or is it just me? ❤️‍🔥
It’s crazy how when it’s convenient to talk to me, it’s all fun and games. But when it’s inconvenient, it becomes “overwhelming” and “exhausting” — Funny how that mindset changes so fast.
June 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Maybe I should just settle with some random person and spend every second with them and put all my friends on a low pedestal like they’ve done to me for years. Bet it’s not fun when I do it. Bet it’s not “that’s just what people do when they’re in a relationship” when I do it.
June 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
To the older man who threw a whole tantrum when he didn’t get his precious return (trying to pull one over on us, of course) and then threw a metal mug at me and my coworker, just know that you’re completely banned from the store and I hope your wife cheats on you. 🖕
May 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Well, I am a #labubu dad now. ✨
May 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
NEW TATTOO
NEW TATTOO
NEW TATTOO
April 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
We’re locked in for a tattoo this coming week! I’m nervous, but very excited! Here’s a rough rendering of what I’m getting - Such a huge fan of Keith Haring and his work. ✨
April 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
When I’m with people I love, I try to stay off my phone, be with them and give my time/attention to them — but it’s so apparent how little I mean to others because they literally can’t do the same for me, and when I ask for some reciprocal energy, they make me feel like shit for asking.
April 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
A man paid me $100 for feet pics today. I feel NO SHAME. 🦶✨💅
March 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Well, ok — We’re talking again.
March 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Someone tried me today with an attitude and said, “You sure you’re cut out for working in the public?” — Bitch, with that gimp leg and that sagging skin, are you cut out for this fucking world? Your time is running out. Don’t piss me off, I am nastier than you’ll ever fucking be.
February 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Putting in my two week notice today. I’m so tired of Dollar Tree, it absolutely sucks there. Moving on to something better suited for me.
February 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Healing is not linear. Remember that.
February 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Love you. Mean it. ❤️
February 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I lost my best friend last week, but now I can have TikTok back this week? That seems like an unfair trade.
February 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
So, guess we are starting Lexapro soon. That’s scary. But if it helps, it helps.
February 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I need a PJ party with my friends. Drinks, pizza, movies all night.
February 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
If you see this, do it!

Name: Josh
Pronouns: He/Him
Height: 6'4”
Sexuality: Queer/Hate Everyone
My Sign: Gemini ♊️
Piercings: 3
Tattoos: 2
Fav Color: Black
Fav Drink: Water
Fav Animal: Anything I can pet
MBTI: ESTJ
February 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I had a crown pop out last night at work while eating FRUIT SNACKS. A bitch can’t have FRUIT SNACKS?! I am missing a tooth and I look like a fucking goon. Can something just go right for me, please? This month is stressing me the fuck out.
January 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Me knowing I will never have a partner:
January 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The one kink I will never truly understand is feeding/growers — People are out here actively trying to be as large as possible and reach full on obesity for sexual kicks. I just can’t fathom that. As someone who is fat and had a hard life because of it, I couldn’t imagine getting fat on purpose.
January 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I walked into a Chanel and doused myself in Bleu de Chanel; we smelled so good! Now I need a job there so I can get that sweet employee discount.
January 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This foot peel is starting. And my god, it’s disgusting. Why does it look like that? Ohmygod.
January 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
We treated ourselves to something nice and got a good pair of flip flops. I’m such a California boy, I really am. We’ve had them on for like, 10 mins, and they are so comfortable and sturdy. Thanks #OluKai ! 🦶✨
January 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
These fires are insane and I’m super stressed out about it (mostly bc of everyone else’s stress) — Thankfully it hasn’t reached my area yet, but it is close by. Hoping it doesn’t spread any further my way. But for now, I am safe and ok.
January 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This years motto: LET THEM.
January 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM