✨ Josh Archer ✨
@joshuayukiah.bsky.social
He/Him • Los Angeles • 33
Is it hot in here or is it just me? ❤️🔥
Is it hot in here or is it just me? ❤️🔥
It’s crazy how when it’s convenient to talk to me, it’s all fun and games. But when it’s inconvenient, it becomes “overwhelming” and “exhausting” — Funny how that mindset changes so fast.
June 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It’s crazy how when it’s convenient to talk to me, it’s all fun and games. But when it’s inconvenient, it becomes “overwhelming” and “exhausting” — Funny how that mindset changes so fast.
Maybe I should just settle with some random person and spend every second with them and put all my friends on a low pedestal like they’ve done to me for years. Bet it’s not fun when I do it. Bet it’s not “that’s just what people do when they’re in a relationship” when I do it.
June 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Maybe I should just settle with some random person and spend every second with them and put all my friends on a low pedestal like they’ve done to me for years. Bet it’s not fun when I do it. Bet it’s not “that’s just what people do when they’re in a relationship” when I do it.
To the older man who threw a whole tantrum when he didn’t get his precious return (trying to pull one over on us, of course) and then threw a metal mug at me and my coworker, just know that you’re completely banned from the store and I hope your wife cheats on you. 🖕
May 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
To the older man who threw a whole tantrum when he didn’t get his precious return (trying to pull one over on us, of course) and then threw a metal mug at me and my coworker, just know that you’re completely banned from the store and I hope your wife cheats on you. 🖕
NEW TATTOO
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April 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
NEW TATTOO
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We’re locked in for a tattoo this coming week! I’m nervous, but very excited! Here’s a rough rendering of what I’m getting - Such a huge fan of Keith Haring and his work. ✨
April 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
We’re locked in for a tattoo this coming week! I’m nervous, but very excited! Here’s a rough rendering of what I’m getting - Such a huge fan of Keith Haring and his work. ✨
When I’m with people I love, I try to stay off my phone, be with them and give my time/attention to them — but it’s so apparent how little I mean to others because they literally can’t do the same for me, and when I ask for some reciprocal energy, they make me feel like shit for asking.
April 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
When I’m with people I love, I try to stay off my phone, be with them and give my time/attention to them — but it’s so apparent how little I mean to others because they literally can’t do the same for me, and when I ask for some reciprocal energy, they make me feel like shit for asking.
A man paid me $100 for feet pics today. I feel NO SHAME. 🦶✨💅
March 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
A man paid me $100 for feet pics today. I feel NO SHAME. 🦶✨💅
Well, ok — We’re talking again.
March 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Well, ok — We’re talking again.
Someone tried me today with an attitude and said, “You sure you’re cut out for working in the public?” — Bitch, with that gimp leg and that sagging skin, are you cut out for this fucking world? Your time is running out. Don’t piss me off, I am nastier than you’ll ever fucking be.
February 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Someone tried me today with an attitude and said, “You sure you’re cut out for working in the public?” — Bitch, with that gimp leg and that sagging skin, are you cut out for this fucking world? Your time is running out. Don’t piss me off, I am nastier than you’ll ever fucking be.
Putting in my two week notice today. I’m so tired of Dollar Tree, it absolutely sucks there. Moving on to something better suited for me.
February 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Putting in my two week notice today. I’m so tired of Dollar Tree, it absolutely sucks there. Moving on to something better suited for me.
Healing is not linear. Remember that.
February 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Healing is not linear. Remember that.
Love you. Mean it. ❤️
February 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Love you. Mean it. ❤️
I lost my best friend last week, but now I can have TikTok back this week? That seems like an unfair trade.
February 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I lost my best friend last week, but now I can have TikTok back this week? That seems like an unfair trade.
So, guess we are starting Lexapro soon. That’s scary. But if it helps, it helps.
February 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
So, guess we are starting Lexapro soon. That’s scary. But if it helps, it helps.
I need a PJ party with my friends. Drinks, pizza, movies all night.
February 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I need a PJ party with my friends. Drinks, pizza, movies all night.
If you see this, do it!
Name: Josh
Pronouns: He/Him
Height: 6'4”
Sexuality: Queer/Hate Everyone
My Sign: Gemini ♊️
Piercings: 3
Tattoos: 2
Fav Color: Black
Fav Drink: Water
Fav Animal: Anything I can pet
MBTI: ESTJ
Name: Josh
Pronouns: He/Him
Height: 6'4”
Sexuality: Queer/Hate Everyone
My Sign: Gemini ♊️
Piercings: 3
Tattoos: 2
Fav Color: Black
Fav Drink: Water
Fav Animal: Anything I can pet
MBTI: ESTJ
February 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If you see this, do it!
Name: Josh
Pronouns: He/Him
Height: 6'4”
Sexuality: Queer/Hate Everyone
My Sign: Gemini ♊️
Piercings: 3
Tattoos: 2
Fav Color: Black
Fav Drink: Water
Fav Animal: Anything I can pet
MBTI: ESTJ
Name: Josh
Pronouns: He/Him
Height: 6'4”
Sexuality: Queer/Hate Everyone
My Sign: Gemini ♊️
Piercings: 3
Tattoos: 2
Fav Color: Black
Fav Drink: Water
Fav Animal: Anything I can pet
MBTI: ESTJ
I had a crown pop out last night at work while eating FRUIT SNACKS. A bitch can’t have FRUIT SNACKS?! I am missing a tooth and I look like a fucking goon. Can something just go right for me, please? This month is stressing me the fuck out.
January 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I had a crown pop out last night at work while eating FRUIT SNACKS. A bitch can’t have FRUIT SNACKS?! I am missing a tooth and I look like a fucking goon. Can something just go right for me, please? This month is stressing me the fuck out.
Me knowing I will never have a partner:
January 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Me knowing I will never have a partner:
The one kink I will never truly understand is feeding/growers — People are out here actively trying to be as large as possible and reach full on obesity for sexual kicks. I just can’t fathom that. As someone who is fat and had a hard life because of it, I couldn’t imagine getting fat on purpose.
January 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The one kink I will never truly understand is feeding/growers — People are out here actively trying to be as large as possible and reach full on obesity for sexual kicks. I just can’t fathom that. As someone who is fat and had a hard life because of it, I couldn’t imagine getting fat on purpose.
I walked into a Chanel and doused myself in Bleu de Chanel; we smelled so good! Now I need a job there so I can get that sweet employee discount.
January 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I walked into a Chanel and doused myself in Bleu de Chanel; we smelled so good! Now I need a job there so I can get that sweet employee discount.
This foot peel is starting. And my god, it’s disgusting. Why does it look like that? Ohmygod.
January 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This foot peel is starting. And my god, it’s disgusting. Why does it look like that? Ohmygod.
We treated ourselves to something nice and got a good pair of flip flops. I’m such a California boy, I really am. We’ve had them on for like, 10 mins, and they are so comfortable and sturdy. Thanks #OluKai ! 🦶✨
January 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
We treated ourselves to something nice and got a good pair of flip flops. I’m such a California boy, I really am. We’ve had them on for like, 10 mins, and they are so comfortable and sturdy. Thanks #OluKai ! 🦶✨
These fires are insane and I’m super stressed out about it (mostly bc of everyone else’s stress) — Thankfully it hasn’t reached my area yet, but it is close by. Hoping it doesn’t spread any further my way. But for now, I am safe and ok.
January 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
These fires are insane and I’m super stressed out about it (mostly bc of everyone else’s stress) — Thankfully it hasn’t reached my area yet, but it is close by. Hoping it doesn’t spread any further my way. But for now, I am safe and ok.
This years motto: LET THEM.
January 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This years motto: LET THEM.