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I was taking a shower while shaking a tower (Euphemism for jerking off while in the shower)
September 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I was taking a shower while shaking a tower (Euphemism for jerking off while in the shower)
Alvin and the Czech monks
July 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Alvin and the Czech monks
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Going to the museum and loudly saying "It's a little on the nose, isn't it?" around the abstract art
June 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Going to the museum and loudly saying "It's a little on the nose, isn't it?" around the abstract art
Bringing my dog named bomb to the airport was a bad idea
June 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Bringing my dog named bomb to the airport was a bad idea
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Bro, are you seriously tickling my fancy rn
June 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Bro, are you seriously tickling my fancy rn
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Goin around leavin "Sorry I dinged your car" notes with my grandpa's phone number on random cars. Get fucked you old prune
May 5, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Goin around leavin "Sorry I dinged your car" notes with my grandpa's phone number on random cars. Get fucked you old prune
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U have to call them Michael and Isaacs until u get to know them better
May 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
U have to call them Michael and Isaacs until u get to know them better
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Day 215 of learning to draw: ill make it better at some point
April 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Day 215 of learning to draw: ill make it better at some point
Not to get political but I just thought Catherine was kinda okay
April 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Not to get political but I just thought Catherine was kinda okay
Call me scoliosis the way I blow her back out.
March 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Call me scoliosis the way I blow her back out.
Necrophiliac with a frappe be like, I like my women how I like my coffee: cold.
March 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Necrophiliac with a frappe be like, I like my women how I like my coffee: cold.
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Darkest Dungeon is like crack. You know it's bad for you, it ruins you mentally and emotionally, and devolves you into a horrible goblin creature
... but it's crack!
... but it's crack!
March 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Darkest Dungeon is like crack. You know it's bad for you, it ruins you mentally and emotionally, and devolves you into a horrible goblin creature
... but it's crack!
... but it's crack!
If a slime girl tells you "Good morning" and you respond "GOO morning to you!" Is that a micro-aggression.
March 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If a slime girl tells you "Good morning" and you respond "GOO morning to you!" Is that a micro-aggression.
My friend: Why do you like your own Blue sky post?
Me: Someone has to recognize my genius.
Me: Someone has to recognize my genius.
March 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
My friend: Why do you like your own Blue sky post?
Me: Someone has to recognize my genius.
Me: Someone has to recognize my genius.
Bounty hunter who says he'll take his bounties in alive, dead, or circumcized.
March 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Bounty hunter who says he'll take his bounties in alive, dead, or circumcized.
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"Pleased to meet you!"
"The pleasure's ALL mine"
"The pleasure's ALL mine"
a close up of a man 's face with a sign in the background that says " i love you "
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a sign in the background that says " i love you "
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February 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
"Pleased to meet you!"
"The pleasure's ALL mine"
"The pleasure's ALL mine"
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"Umm, exposition dump, much? 😂 This is just lazy writing, ever heard of show, don't tell? 😭" -me, an A24 fan, when my date tells me about herself
February 20, 2025 at 7:57 AM
"Umm, exposition dump, much? 😂 This is just lazy writing, ever heard of show, don't tell? 😭" -me, an A24 fan, when my date tells me about herself
I started my fiction-writing journey with MLP fanfiction and now? I'm a twice published author who looks back thinking "Ya know that 13 year old had some good ideas ngl"
February 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I started my fiction-writing journey with MLP fanfiction and now? I'm a twice published author who looks back thinking "Ya know that 13 year old had some good ideas ngl"
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Day 145 of learning to draw: Fridays be like
February 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Day 145 of learning to draw: Fridays be like
Unsirius Black be like: I just don't think this Voldemort shit is that big a deal. (I don't like Harry Potter this joke just kinda came to me)
January 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Unsirius Black be like: I just don't think this Voldemort shit is that big a deal. (I don't like Harry Potter this joke just kinda came to me)
Damn bitch you salty, your husband named Lot? Lmao you see this this is a bible joke.
January 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Damn bitch you salty, your husband named Lot? Lmao you see this this is a bible joke.
They call me the dragon, cuz I shoot straight fire.
To eat up your gold, is my only desire (your pussy is the gold).
To eat up your gold, is my only desire (your pussy is the gold).
January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
They call me the dragon, cuz I shoot straight fire.
To eat up your gold, is my only desire (your pussy is the gold).
To eat up your gold, is my only desire (your pussy is the gold).
They call me the circle cuz I be missing the point.
January 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
They call me the circle cuz I be missing the point.
The voices (annoying customers) are calling me to the void (smoking cigarettes).
January 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The voices (annoying customers) are calling me to the void (smoking cigarettes).
They call me the Taco Bell. Cuz I tear her insides up.
January 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
They call me the Taco Bell. Cuz I tear her insides up.