Matthew Lichtenberger
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jousterl.bsky.social
Matthew Lichtenberger
@jousterl.bsky.social
All things avian (Grus Americana if you're asking), slime, and cybersecurity, in that order! Born in 1987!
They have many patents and can offer highest quality products! Neil DeGrasse Tyson told me so
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Ooh. Now my time to say those famous words…

Do me!
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Amazing.

I miss caravanning with you!
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I wanted to stop you and ask about the milk at the Port of Tacoma ;)
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'd be curious on the SSD failure; just from a "what did it in" perspective
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Oh I’ll absolutely be biased here…

bsky.app/profile/paxt...

You playing with the source that kicked off my kink is -primal- :3
Two more minutes of hanging around with a mind altering slime couldn't hurt anything... right? We can drive out of this bog any time we like, doesn't matter how deep you sink~ 💚

Commission for @jousterl.bsky.social
#hypnosis #slime #furry
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Full 100% planetary coverage!
Oh, wait, not satellites.
Still a cool name for it!
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Also I don't care what others feel about it... I miss LightScribe.
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Me whenever I had the opportunity to pick your brain about phone networks, something I'm very underexposed to (in terms of the workings of)
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I wish you the absolute best of luck and hope you land your dream job!
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I'd play it. I fondly remember playing Prototype and Prototype 2.
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
When we're wrapped in ooze? Yes. Yes we do |3
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Just five more minutes Aver! I swear I’ll leave after five more minutes!
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I know that hammock~
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Don't know if it's desired, but I would be happy to recommend you internally if there's any roles that look interesting.
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I can’t hear December to Remember and not think of the SNL skit about it
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
“I come from the net…”
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
That’s insane, and endemic of the continued divorce from reality of those in the upper echelons vs the ones generating the work product…

I really hope things improve for you.
November 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM