jove skellington
@jove.bsky.social
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The 118,972th shambling mound. Rhymes with “love”. They, in a he kinda way. Bluesky’s Livy MDNI
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After more than a year, I’ve decided that I will no longer be maintaining the copypasta doc; this update is its final version. I also added headings to the doc to make it easier to navigate quickly—on desktop, anyway

It was fun for me, and, I hope, you. Pls never tag me on some bullshit again lmao
BlueSky Copypastas
Introduction/Key Howdy! Welcome to Jove’s Copypasta Doc, an archive of some of the most quotable skeets of Bluesky’s early history. This list is by no means complete and certainly not perfect, but it...
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🥹🫡 thank you katie
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Just having a look see
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As a late addendum:

It is really funny that the going excuse for having shitty social media policies is that actually this is a coding company and one day the code will maybe work well enough to possibly solve the problem.

A true failure on all fronts. This shit is busted from top to bottom
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As always, I Have My Moments
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To each their own; Aaron has exhausted my benefit of doubt
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Aaron did literally that wrt Erin in the same reply
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I have literally no idea, nor have I ever really tbh
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Hey wait that’s my line
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The latter per Paul
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Applications that use the Bluesky backend (aka "appview") are still affected by Bluesky's moderation

There is a pretty aggressive push to make it easier to run your own backend, so that fewer apps end up reusing Bluesky's
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Hue Jackson level leadership
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No problem. For the record, Aaron is pointedly refusing to speak on Link’s case. He has a habit of ignoring or selectively responding to criticism he doesn’t like
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This is referring to the suspension of Erin Biba which definitely had nothing to do with her criticism of the site’s leadership
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Hey hey how’ve you been man?
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To be fair: Aaron likely would have posted this regardless. He knows of the hypocrisy, he simply does not care like we wish he would
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lol
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People often ask why we don’t act on off-platform evidence when investigating reports. Here’s an example of how complex that can get. 1/9
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Literally. I’ve told people over and over that the fundamental reason Trump won in 2024 was because people were unhappy with the current situation, didn’t believe Dems would meaningfully change it, and had vague memories of things being better six years ago.

Everything else is noise imo
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So here we are now, with a stagnating-at-best userbase full of Twitter refugees and a leadership team that despises a quarter of them but can’t afford to get rid of them outright.

It’s a loveless marriage that they foolishly hoped having a baby would fix.

Good luck Jay et al., you’ll need it.
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Nothing to apologize for, my friend
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Howdy! I pop in a lot less often nowadays, and mostly to lurk
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BlueSky became the leftist/progressivs/SW- and trans-friendly social media because it was about the only place that wasn’t explicitly *not* that at the time.

But that was never what its leadership wanted it to be, and in fact I’m sure that it’s something quite a few of them very much did not want