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JovianGargoyle
@joviangargoyle.bsky.social
The celestial grotesque atop the satellite of cosmic doom.
Congratulations, you've found one of the secret Rules of Rice. I've been soaking my basmati for years. Now that your rice eye has been opened you will now be confronted by new techniques and challenges. With some training and a lot of luck you too will become one of the Seven Legendary Rice Lords!
January 17, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Nothing wrong with pampering your rice with a nice relaxing bath before getting down to business.
January 16, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Poor little fella.
January 9, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I never knew you were spec'd for pyromancy.
December 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Time to put everyone on high alert. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Debm...
Metal Gear Solid 1 - Encounter
YouTube video by Rehsiepen
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September 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This one's for you, buddy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkGc...
Steel Haze (Rusted Pride)
YouTube video by Kota Hoshino - Topic
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September 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Just your average day in the Lava Zone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf30...
Abandon Ship
YouTube video by Simon Chylinski - Topic
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September 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Welcome to the leidenfrost gang.
August 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I can't help myself around these. My BAM always has them for $10 in store. I got like 37 of them now.
July 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM