jovishark.bsky.social
snackable crunchy 🦈
@jovishark.bsky.social
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jovi | she/They non-binary | 26 art, weld, glass, puppets and dnd stuff. sometimes i post business stuff to [email protected] ko-fi: jovishark
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · Aug 4
commissions are open! email [email protected] for a quote. i can work with almost anything. dnd character lineups, ref sheets, furries, cartoons, nsfw, id love to draw for you! shares help.
an ad for commissions featuring a cartoony bugsnax oc, a canine furry, an anime horsegirl and a magic sorcerer. prices range $50-250. an example of commission prices based on how much of the body is drawn. icons or portaits are $30-90, half bodies are $50-150 +50 per figure added, and full body drawings are $100-250 +100 per figure. prices vary by detail, complexity of design, effect and shading. a reference sheet of my oc phoebe, featuring a head portrait and color keys. a lineup of 4 fullbody starvwars ttrpg characters
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 1h
NO X2
ralph im sorry!!!! no!!!
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 3h
its criminal how many tv reality shows are based on lack of sleep. continued restlessness can make you an entirely different person and these shows want you awake, drunk, and socially frustrated in a way that will change your entire life and make you look like an idiot for an audience
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 3h
its fine. she clearly did such a good job but didnt want a whole restaurant. shes gordons best friend now thats all she needs
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 3h
NO
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 3h
she deserves the win but she hates it here so much. but also jessica is so bad at this get her out of here
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 3h
its so hard to see her cry. theyre all so up their own asses and mean. all theyre doing is making me want it for elsie
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 3h
season 1 of hells kitchen is fun. i think ralph would run a restaurant better but elsie deserves the win
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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 17h
The image is a six panel black and white comic Panel 1- A small child is being told "You'll want kids when you're older!" The child responds with "I don't think so..." Panel 2- The same child, now a teenager, is being told, "You'll change your mind when you're older." To which the teen responds, "I doubt that" Panel 3- Now an adult, someone off screen asks them, "Aren't you thinking of having kids?" To which they respond, "Nope" Panel 4- The same person, an older adult now, is being told, "better have kids soon, or it'll be too late!" to which they respond, "That's fine" Panel 5- Now elderly, they are once again asked "Don't you feel like you missed out?" to which they say, "Still nope." Panel 6- They are now in their death bed, clearly close to death. The nurse says, "Shame you didn't have kids, don't you regret it?" To which the person says "You know what just kill me already"
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 1d
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Orangutan Driving Golf Cart
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 1d
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Clever Orangutan Makes a Fair Trade With Human
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 1d
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Attenborough: Amazing DIY Orangutans | BBC Earth
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 1d
activities to do while high: watch videos of orangutans making real time social and physics calculations
trust me this will end well for you
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 1d
oh man. hells kitchen is actually kind of fun. ive never seen this before i cant believe gordon called two customers Bimbos in the very first episode. also im sorry but theres NO WAY it took an entire fucking hour to cook one piece of salmon
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 1d
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Marshmallow Fluff Sausage
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 1d
HE SAYS "IN TWINKLE DINKLE STINKLE" IN THE MARSHMALLOW FLUFF EPISODE
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 1d
I FOUND IT
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 1d
sweaty neck propaganda
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 1d
ive run out of kn and hh episodes. guess i gotta start watching hells kitchen. ugh
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 1d
at this point bsky owes you money
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Newtype @newtypehero.bsky.social · 1d
Family Photo.
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 2d
he says "in thrinky stinky pinky" in the vaseline one but thats not what im looking for
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 2d
please, even if you want to leave a compliment, leave the memo blank! use the email or dm for any kind of correspondence.
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Gilbert #NewDeal4Animation @discord12395.bsky.social · 6d
This is a warning to every artists and clients using PayPal: Leave the note blank or send invoices. Apparently even saying "commission" makes them trigger happy. #SaveSpeech #StopPaypros

And continue the pressure by calling PayPal. Helpful link here: anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co#phonescript
@Inker_comics: I JUST GOT FUCKED UP REAL BAD [shared a screenshot of his suspension from PayPal] @MrQuessos: [quote tweeting @Inker_comics] If you are going to pay an artist via PayPal, please DO NOT include ANYTHING related to commission or nsfw in the payment description. Whether out of ignorance or innocence, you could screw up someone's job. Mastercard Phone (US): 1-800-627-8372 1-800-307-7309 US option selection: 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1 Phone (outside US): 1-636-722-7111 Aus: +61 1800 120 113 UK: 0-800-96-4767 All region numbers here (and here ) Stripe California: 888-926-2289 US: 877-887-7815 France: +33 805-11-19-67 Paypal Phone (US): 1-888-221-1161 Phone (outside US): 1-402-935-2050 UK: +44 (0203)-901-7000 Visa Phone (US): 1-800-847-2911 US option selection: 1, 1, 2 or 1, 1, 3 Headquarters: +1 (650)-432-3200 Aus: +61 1800 125 440 Phone (outside US): click here
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Gilbert #NewDeal4Animation @discord12395.bsky.social · 6d
This is a warning to every artists and clients using PayPal: Leave the note blank or send invoices. Apparently even saying "commission" makes them trigger happy. #SaveSpeech #StopPaypros

And continue the pressure by calling PayPal. Helpful link here: anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co#phonescript
@Inker_comics: I JUST GOT FUCKED UP REAL BAD [shared a screenshot of his suspension from PayPal] @MrQuessos: [quote tweeting @Inker_comics] If you are going to pay an artist via PayPal, please DO NOT include ANYTHING related to commission or nsfw in the payment description. Whether out of ignorance or innocence, you could screw up someone's job. Mastercard Phone (US): 1-800-627-8372 1-800-307-7309 US option selection: 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1 Phone (outside US): 1-636-722-7111 Aus: +61 1800 120 113 UK: 0-800-96-4767 All region numbers here (and here ) Stripe California: 888-926-2289 US: 877-887-7815 France: +33 805-11-19-67 Paypal Phone (US): 1-888-221-1161 Phone (outside US): 1-402-935-2050 UK: +44 (0203)-901-7000 Visa Phone (US): 1-800-847-2911 US option selection: 1, 1, 2 or 1, 1, 3 Headquarters: +1 (650)-432-3200 Aus: +61 1800 125 440 Phone (outside US): click here
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 2d
gordon is so charmed by the foil swans. he should have them for his vegas restaurant
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 3d
gordon ramsey: is this what you served me for lunch. its rotten
chef: what do you want ME to do
gordon ramsey: ???? ANYTHING. YOU POISONED ME
chef: god youre an asshole
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